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Ms Perpetually 39 meets her man at Social Security

Sherry and Chuck met at the Social Security office.

It wasn’t supposed to happen that way.

As they both stood in a very long line, he said, ”You look much too young to be here.” 243 more words

Single In Marin

Saan ka nga ba Humuhugot?

Gone are the days na ang mga kabataan ay nagbibitaw ng mga pick-up lines at mga cheesy jokes. A few years ago, uso ang mga “ways to win her heart” at mga “how to catch his attention”. 1,020 more words

Relationships

Chat up lines

So your staring at a blank screen after clicking on a picture of a cute guy you might like to date… what do you do now? 1,084 more words

Dating

"Hey girl, can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the money?"

“I took this picture of you while you were over there. Can I add you on WeChat so I can send it to you?”

“Oh. You’re from Mississippi? 421 more words

China

Missed opportunity

I don’t know if it’s the heat but I am so hungry for love. Almost every woman I see sends flames through me. Distracting flames full of sensuous and non-sensuous daydreams. 330 more words

Love

Messages to Wake Up To...

No… but according to the DSM V I have Bipolar II Disorder. So, I guess to you, I am.

this is how we get ants

As someone who describes their life completely through memes, quotes from movies or tv shows, and text message emojis (usually the one most closely resembling eyes rolling- because let’s be honest I hate it when most people talk to me), I find your lack of creativity disturbing. 292 more words