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Pick up Lines

I hate almost every one I have ever heard. I don’t want to hear:

“Hello beautiful/gorgeous/sexy/shorty/boo”


“Damn you thick/sexy as hell”


“Do you gotta man?” 430 more words

19 Pick-Up Lines That Will Get You Laid Every Single Time

1. “Hey baby, is your name Chipotle??? Because, dayummmm, I crave you all the time, but feel sad and bloated afterwards.”

2. “Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. 285 more words

Pick-up Lines: How Not to Start a Novel

It is the best of things, it is the worst of things – the fact that you can start a novel any which way you like. 1,224 more words


The Hilarity that is Tinder

I’ve had some great Tinder experiences. I’ve made a couple of friends, and dated a few people who I’ve met on Tinder. Tinder can be good for meeting people and seeing where things go, you sometimes really have to search for a good one, but it is possible to meet great people. 578 more words


Hey doll face! and all those pick up lines...

I am currently a student of Lifebook 2015, a series of online classes with a multitude of art journaling teachers. One is by Jane Davenport, a very gifted encouraging aussie gal who started me drawing. 426 more words

Art Journal

Creative Writing

I happen to still keep in touch with my English teacher from high school. (And yes, she totally reads this blog!)

At dinner one time, I was telling her how scary it is that a lot of people on these dating sites can barely write, and the pick-up lines are poor. 351 more words

Dating Advice