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The Douchebag's Guide to Pick Up Lines

I often wonder if there is some sort of guidebook that single men are looking at in the doctor’s office or while getting their oil changed or if it is just casual barber shop conversation that gives them all the brilliant idea to use a universal line when a woman makes a statement. 1,019 more words

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Top 5 Pick-Up Lines for Summer Romance - Results Guaranteed!

The warm weather is coming and many people are hoping for hot summer romance. I’ve got just the thing to make your dreams come true with these guaranteed* pick-up lines. 189 more words

How Not to Lead

Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.

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Classy Come Ons

Total creep, but I was dying.

Yep, there was more.

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Hey, thought I’d reinvent my titles a bit. This one’s to advertise the CONTENT of the POST. Marketing 101.

So, I haven’t been ‘picked up’ a lot, but I’ve got some good ones that I’ve heard people use on other people (depressing) and SOME have been used on me but let’s just be honest here and say that majority of these were invented by me. 308 more words