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The Less Time You Spend With a Beautiful Woman, the Better Chance You have to Pick Her Up

I recently had a very beautiful woman tell me that she will give a guy she is attracted to; 10 minutes to prove that he’s worth getting involved with. 437 more words

Picking Up Girls

A 5 Step Technique to Pick Up Beautiful Women

I have listened to all the best pick up artists and dating coaches out there. I have also spoken with many unknown pick up artists who operate on my city streets; these guys go out by themselves in the evening, and pick up some of the most beautiful women you have ever seen. 1,386 more words

Picking Up Girls

The Sexy Limit

This dating site email I received hits a new level of cheesy.  What makes it border on gross, is that the person who sent it to me is more than a decade younger than me. 55 more words

Online Dating

SHE SAID / HE SAID - Pick Up Lines

In the 6th of March edition of THE TIMES, the subbies decide that the best way to tell a joke is to remove all the punchlines, and somewhere in between, Paige Nick and I talk about why pick up lines should never die, women who slap men in public, and fail-safe Joey Tribbiani impersonations. 839 more words


And what do you smell like?

Sometimes I just can’t help but play along to see where it’s going.

What kind of shampoo do you use?

Why, do you need a recommendation? 45 more words


My horoscope said to write today

“What’s your sign?”  The pickup line had long since gone from cool to cliche to creepy and was now absurd.

“It’s big, it’s red, has eight sides and says ‘STOP’.” 415 more words