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Pick up lines

You still read to me pick-up lines cum jokes written in my native language even if I am already all yours. Your foreign accent and lousy pronunciation makes it even funnier. 20 more words

Favourite pick-up lines.

For those of you living under a rock, who don’t know what a pick up line is. Well it’s kind of a conversation opener with the intention of getting involved with, usually an unfamiliar, person romantically. 332 more words

121 Science Pick Up Lines For Intelligent Girls

Women admire intelligence. They want to date someone who can carry a conversation, who can teach them something, who can stimulate their mind as well as their body. 1,712 more words


19 pick up lines in a Library.

 Tony the ideal:
“Hey there. Forgive me, I’ve seen you often in this section. You like anthropology, huh?” 325 more words


249. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Monday, May 7th, 1:00pm
Red (and Justin)

Red sits at the window carrying a basket of food. Justin takes the seat beside her.

Justin: Don’t I know you from somewhere? 176 more words


Memphis Sugar Mama

After Robert’s family came to America, Robert went to college in Memphis. He met an older woman, Devon, in a liquor store. She had on a mink jacket and asked him out right there amongst the bottles of high-end scotches. 229 more words


Bad pick up lines...?

If nothing else… online dating can be entertaining. Exhausting… but funny.  There is no telling what you will see… here… learn.  This just happened. Legit. Real time. 162 more words