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Tinder: eBay for Dates

K: So I finally tried Tinder.

M: And how was that?

K: Well, it was kinda awful. It’s like shopping online, except you can’t tell which dudes are the serial killers.

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A Flirtation

“What would you like me to make you for breakfast tomorrow morning?”

“Wow, haven’t heard that one before.”

He shrugs and turns to walk away. 29 more words

Creative Writing

A Beautiful Thing Part 435

“Either I’m chasing ghosts, or they’re chasing me, but I’ve never beat Pac-Man,” I told the girl standing next to me over the din of The Killers singing ‘Everything I’ve Done’. 192 more words

Short Stories

13 Women Respond To The Most Ridiculous Pick-Up Lines A Guy Has Ever Tried On Them

1. “I was at a house party, and they were playing baby got back and the guy goes ‘is this your theme song?’ 888 more words

Pick Up Lines

They’re Slim…

You’re trying a little too hard.

So there’s an attractiveness limit to this thing? That must be why it’s not working for me! 27 more words


The Worst Pick-Up Line I've Ever Heard


So the other day at work, there was a fairly attractive dude in the store. Normally when this happens, I’m a very happy camper, for fairly attractive dudes help the nights pass… 311 more words