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37 Hilarious Pickup Lines That Will Crack You Up (Whether Or Not They Get You Laid)


are you a pokedex cause you have everything i'm looking for

— Pickup Lines! (@pickupIines) July 14, 2016


are you related to yoda cause yodalicious…

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OD: Ice breakers

This first part will be for the guys, the second part will be for the ladies but read it all the way through.

Guys, when you see a pretty girl you like, don’t use the same cheese pick up lines that you would use in a bar or on tinder. 332 more words

Broads & Bars: The Stay-at-Home Mom

A friend and I were out at a bar in the Royal Oak area. The two of us were talking at a little table when 2 guys walked up and started striking up a conversation with us. 280 more words


Tinder Pokemon pickup

This girl said she was down to Pokemon and walk. I think it’s similar to Netflix and chill. Just a little less tv and a little more walking. 107 more words


Do you Wanna Build a (Sand) Castle? 

In 5 days and 23 hours I’ll be heading to Canada and then the ocean with my aunt! I’m so excited! Naturally I’m excited for this adventure because I have not travelled much. 235 more words

Debonair dunce...

…agonizes over what to say to attractive exchange student for the whole ride. Finally musters up the courage and says:

You look like you’ve been asleep for a few days.

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Hey Girl...

So I’ve been super lazy these last 5 months and obviously haven’t blogged, but have no fear because I’m back! And still single as fuck. 885 more words