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Bugatti Gold Digger Prank - Girl Gold Digger Exposed!

 

 

Dude, asks women if they wanna hang out and have sex. Super casual, nonchalant about it too. It’s truly insane what some people will do for a taste of the good life. 34 more words

Pickup Lines Are an Arms Race

Take a look at these three lines, and think about what they have in common:

  • At a bar: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
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Skills - Keenness

10 Valentine's Day - Bookish Pick-Up Lines

Hello everyone! So, today is Valentine’s Day and I absolutely love it! I don’t have a romantic Valentine but my friends, my family and I have somewhat banded together as each other’s Valentines. 350 more words

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The Dirtiest, Trashiest Pick-Up Line That Would Lure You Into The Bedroom (Based On Your Zodiac Sign)

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Do you like Adele? 210 more words

Humor

My comprehensive list of perfect Valentine's day pickup (and break up) lines

Happy Valentine’s day everyone, which of course, is a holiday based off St. Valentine, who like many other religious figures in my life, enjoyed shooting love into people’s butts. 806 more words

Personal

next bestseller?

currently working on a book of cheesy pickup lines. stay tuned.

Life

Ranking Of The 30+ Most Horribly Effective Pick-up Lines That Might Just Get You A Date

1. Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

2. Do you have a name or can I call you mine? 382 more words