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You want a date, boys? Don't call a girl an "old lady"

Yo! Guys! Here’s how not to get a date…

I was walking home from the market on Friday afternoon, when a fellow who looked to be in his late 30s/early 40sĀ approached from the opposite direction. 194 more words


Update on Getting My Mac On

FYI: When I say I’m planning on getting my mac on, I mean an actual Mac (as in a Mac Book Pro with retina display). I don’t mean using corny pickup lines to pick up the ladies. 82 more words


The Top 15 Pickup Lines To Get A Gal At The State Fair Of Texas!

Today is the best day ever!!! It’s the first day of the great State Fair of Texas!!! It’s all about the food, the fun, the pick up lines??? 336 more words


Mathematical romance

How about some mathematical romance, now?

1) You are my perfect reciprocal. Our product makes us ONE.

2) Your claim that you love me is always proved to be true through hypothesis testing. 96 more words


"Thank you for your service" is a pickup line

The Allure of War and the Veteran Mystique Series
Part Three: “Thank you for your service” is a pickup line

Retrieved from The Washington Post… 1,573 more words

Tinderpersonations: 3 players, 3 fails

Let’s play a game. Which of the following 3 scenarios was actually conducted by me on Tinder? One of these matches/convos was done by me, one of these was done by Dynamo and one was done by GTC (short for “Good Taste in Clothes”, a close friend of Brown Socks and Dynamo. 194 more words