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10 Valentine's Day - Bookish Pick-Up Lines

Hello everyone! So, today is Valentine’s Day and I absolutely love it! I don’t have a romantic Valentine but my friends, my family and I have somewhat banded together as each other’s Valentines. 350 more words


The Dirtiest, Trashiest Pick-Up Line That Would Lure You Into The Bedroom (Based On Your Zodiac Sign)

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Do you like Adele? 210 more words


My comprehensive list of perfect Valentine's day pickup (and break up) lines

Happy Valentine’s day everyone, which of course, is a holiday based off St. Valentine, who like many other religious figures in my life, enjoyed shooting love into people’s butts. 806 more words

currently working on a book of cheesy pickup lines. stay tuned.

Ranking Of The 30+ Most Horribly Effective Pick-up Lines That Might Just Get You A Date

1. Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

2. Do you have a name or can I call you mine? 382 more words


via Daily Prompt: Cavity

No matter what direction I thought I could go with today’s Daily Post Prompt “Cavity”, I ended up thinking I had o choice but to either write about something disgusting, or a goofy poem about love.  135 more words


Online Pickup Lines—What Not to Do

I came from a generation before computers and cell phones were household items. Dating meant meeting people face to face, either as strangers or friends of friends. 698 more words