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Superstitious Pickup Lines Haikus


Girl, you look like spilled
salt cause I wanna throw you
over my shoulder.


Girl, you won’t think it’s
bad luck after I give you… 48 more words

So this guy tried to pick me up.... (or, A Tale of Three Men)

Last Friday, I played a gig with two other DJs. I was up first, and I tried something totally new (for me): a set of music from my childhood. 1,859 more words


The best lines that never get me a date

damn girl are u a firework, because you’re really pretty and im scared of you.

you’re cuter than kittens dressed up as puppies 511 more words


The Interpretive Dance Major

The bar we were at was the Twitter of bars. Legend has it, this bar used to be THE bar; it was cool. Now, though, it had faded from its former glory and attracted a questionable crowd. 533 more words


Babe, Don't Run

Is more than just a


pickup line.

It’s my imagination

running away

with every horror-story relationship

a girl can have

In the time it takes you to speak three little words.



Do you find the fact that I am a full time working professional, homeowner and a responsible parent a little too much to swallow? Am I overwhelming? 898 more words