Pam the Bartender– she’s about 48 years old, with stringy blonde hair and looks like a meth addict.
John Travolta- playing himself of course… 675 more words
A friend of mine has a dog named Major. He’s a pit bull mix, which means he’s mostly pit bull with a side helping of something else, but I’m guessing it’s a teeny side helping, like the genetic equivalent of the sprig of parsley you sometime get at restaurants. 699 more words