While I was home I attended an ugly Christmas sweater party at the home of a college friend. While I chatted it up with other college friends, one of them pulled out a sheet of paper that quickly became the topic of conversation for about 30 minutes. My friend is a high school teacher and she confiscated the paper from one of her students and made a copy for her enjoyment.

The paper was a list of the top 87 things that the student hated. My friend was listed at number 4. We wondered how she could possibly be listed so high. What did she do to this boy? As a point of reference George Zimmerman was listed at number 87. Other notable listings included Ebola, ISIS and Justin Beiber, which she also outranked.

This got me thinking that instead of doing a typical year-end post of things I want to change going into the new year or reflections of things about the past year I’d follow suit and talk about things that I hate. So without further adieu here is my list of things that I hate (in order)

Corrupt, abusive police officers
Racist people
Pretentious people
Seafood
J. Edgar Hoover
Don Lemon
George Zimmerman
Los Angeles Lakers
Fox News
Rush Limbaugh
Kobe Bryant
Classism
Mayonnaise
Nascar
John Boehner
Apple chargers
The number 3
Dallas Cowboys
Ingrown Hairs
Bill O’Reily
Sitting next to obese people on airplanes
High waist jeans
Turbulence
Carlos Rodgers (of Fairmont Heights HS)
PETA
Michael Jordan
Wet socks
Ratchet TV
D’Angelo
Yogurt
New York Yankees
Skinny jeans on men
Spirit airlines
Gambling
Contrarians
Rum
Gin
Mohawks
Reebok
Woodchuck
Go-Go (Judge your mother)
Snapbacks
Darren Wilson
Bill Cosby
Planes flying near Malaysia
New England Patriots
Fritos
Duke
Neck and hand tattoos
When I say I hate something and someone says, “Hate is a strong word”. I now how words work and what they mean. I know I hate you.

Welcome to the Haters Ball. Let me know what you hate.

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I Am Number 4