He likes to eat the neighbor’s birdseed, including sunflower seeds, and these came up…
HE’S PROOF OF EFFORTLESS GARDENING ANDDDDD EFFORTLESS MANIFESTATION
But really though!! 18 more words
From Ask Ideas: Body, why didn’t you tell me that this fart was going to be liquid?!
From Ask Ideas: Ted Cruz is thinking, “When you think you farted, but it’s more than you bargained for…” 18 more words
I remember sitting up immediately when I heard it; “My poo! Not your poo!” Then I heard the next part; “No it’s MY poo!” Cue me practically falling over my own feet (again) in my rush to get downstairs, in the hopes that I wasn’t going to find a bedroom covered in that first morning poo, times two. 102 more words