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Bombs Away

Early morning, head is full of fog.
Bolt some java, squat down on the bog.
Open bomb-bay doors, it’s turds away!
Now it’s time to work. What else to say?

Poem

Diarrhea sucks! / Gang behaving themselves! / Putting your phone on silent

Colin makes it to the Selkirk library, but not to this washroom! “Whew… I made it here just in time. Man, this diarrhea sucks.”

Colin stays overnight at the Selkirk Motel after defeating the first Sanctuary boss. 42 more words

Phone Calls

Oh Poo, How I Hate You

I realize that I haven’t written anything pregnancy or infertility related in quite some time (eek! Almost 4 weeks) but not for lack of something to say. 867 more words

Infertility

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Poo and fan sums it up

Yup.

Today was a big ol’ pile of poo.

Issues at work, pushing away colleague/crush… No need to listen to me rant, I say. It’s ok, he says. 45 more words

Teaching

Unfinished Business

First thing this morning, Eva did a ginormous poo.

Before you start getting worried, newcomers, I’d best explain that Eva is my 18 month old daughter rather than, say, a grandma with scatological tendencies, or an elephant with a squiffy stomach. 530 more words

Sticky poo on my new shoes

A very kind person solved my tap problem by posting the missing part through my letterbox this morning. Thank you so much! It was particularly fortunate because I later stepped in dog poo and the hose made the cleaning up much easier than it would have otherwise been. 131 more words

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