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"Too Hot To Handle" - The Untold Modeling and Cooking Story

As I sat in the lukewarm swivel chair getting makeup applied for what I believe to be the first time in my life, the owners of the clothing company walked into the previously inviting fluorescent lit room. 1,338 more words

How to Write Badly

and forgive the mistakes.

I wanted this blog to become something– something greater than I already imagined it. It became an obsession to constantly dig for a new idea or find inspiration for a new piece. 235 more words

This is lizard shit

Before we begin, please do not be fooled by the natural glorified beauty of the lizard featured at the top of this post. The lizard I will be talking about is as horrific as its intentions. 1,350 more words

Unsolicited Advice

A short story about love

“I love you,” he said.
“I love you, too,” she replied.
“Do you really?”
“Of course I do.”
“Why ‘good’?”
“Because if you didn’t, none of this would make sense.” 228 more words

Poor Writing

Earth, Wind and Fired

For any future employers reading this, I feel the need to clarify that I was not in fact fired, but left on my own accord under the best terms possible. 579 more words

Repetitive Writing Samples

The following repetitive writing samples are examples of repetitive writing that I will be using in my classroom. Feel free to use this repetitive writing in your classroom. 188 more words


Academic gobbledygook

Much has been written about the poor quality of academic writing. Examples include Steven Pinker, a Harvard University psychology professor, explaining why academics stink at writing… 384 more words

Agriculture And Human Values