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Possums in the wild are not the world’s most attractive creatures. They become less attractive and edge into startling when you’re standing in the backyard at night wearing your nightgown with a cat under one arm and a broom under the other, and then a wee possum jumps out of the herb garden and scurries down the walk. 758 more words

Edging Ever Closer To Officially Batshit Crazy



 I’ve gone beyond the possible…
To the impossible?
No, beyond that…To the possimpible.

That’s Barney Stinson’s made-up word that he uses to sell himself in his video resume on…

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