DYSTOPIA–Rudyard “Red” Neckerson, author of Git ’em In, Git ‘er Done, Git ’em Out: The Low Road to Higher Graduation Rates, will be the keynote speaker for this year’s Dystopia College faculty convocation, Provost Eddina Field announced today. 198 more words
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DYSTOPIA–A new Uber Task Force on Task Forces and Committees has been appointed by Dystopia College Provost Dr. Eddina Field and charged with “examining the college’s task force and committee structure and making recommendations for renaming currently inactive committees to make them sound more dynamic and forming new committees and task forces that might have become necessary as a result of existing committees and task forces not having done anything.” 173 more words
DYSTOPIA–Concerned about the rising costs of education and student debt, Dystopia College administrators have announced a new kind of financial aid program for students.
Under the new program, to be known as Indentured Servitude (IS), Dystopia students will be able to receive free or discounted tuition in exchange for their signature on a legal contract to work without pay for the college for ten years after graduation, doing whatever kind of work the college determines to be appropriate. 80 more words