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911 Is A Joke: 10 Of The Rudest Police Dispatchers In History

1. “Deal with it yourself.”

This story out of Albuquerque happened late in June and is still outraging the living fuck out of people.

After 17-year-old… 900 more words

Clairissa Jenkins' Phone Check Of The Week

Here is Wayne, Jay & Megan’s “Phone Check Of The Week.” In this phone check Clairissa really raises some lady’s blood pressure! Seriously. This chick was about to snap. 43 more words

Features

Clairissa Jenkins' Phone Check Of The Week

Here is Wayne, Jay & Megan’s “Phone Check Of The Week.” In this phone check Clairissa tries to convince some poor girl that her sister is huffing paint on the job and acting a fool.  48 more words

Features

February 2nd, Year 20

What does it matter whether one wakes up at five in the morning, or five in the afternoon. They are twins. One, the sun’s paramour, the other is the moon’s paramour. 363 more words

Journal

A Sixth Grader Was Forced To Write This Apology Note After 'Deez Nuts' 911 Prank

One of the sad casualties of our modern technological era is prank phone calls. Once a hilarious way to send unwanted pizza to your neighbor’s house or make local cable access call in shows infinitely more entertaining, prank calls are now a relic of bygone times being that everyone has caller ID, if they even answer their phones in the first place. 178 more words

Web Culture

That Rural Drive

I see a lot of things on my daily drive to work. My drive consists of the bustle of a college town, the insanity of an interstate highway, and the sheer senselessness of winding back roads. 941 more words

Humor

Your Condoms Have Arrived At CVS otherwise known as "How Not to Prank Call an Exorcist"

Dinner is my favorite time of evening. This is because I enjoy eating food after lunch but before the following breakfast. When I am able to prepare dinner for my family in the relaxing circumstances of a clean kitchen while watching the Travel Channel, I feel happier than a Hindu pilgrim reaching the Ganges on bathing day. 861 more words

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