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A Shocking Stay at a Hawaiian Resort

From: tuckermanroger@gmail.com
To: HHR@HawaiiHotels.com
Subject: Hotel Room Reservation

Dear General Manager,

I would like to stay at the Royal Lahaina Resort for seven nights, arriving May 1, 2018. 491 more words

Short Stories

A turn of phrase


Re-reading some Wendell Berry and enjoyed this description of Uncle Andrew.

Cartoon

Dear Autocorrect,

Please, for the love of ducking god, STOP ‘CORRECTING’ MY PERFECTLY PLACED PROFANITY!! Siri, have you ever heard me talk about ducks?! Fuck! Not DUCK! I have not once called somebody a ducking idiot; or to duck themselves; who does? 34 more words

Snarky, Sarcasticky, Profaney Thoughts: Defining the United Fucking States of Fucking Stupid

Two ideas have collided in my mind, and they have caused a disturbance. Tell me what you think of these two gems juxtaposed next to each other. 565 more words

Trump

Tl;Dr I have some issues..

I grew up in a nice house with a pool and a yard and central heating and air. I rarely wanted for art supplies or books. 1,246 more words

Writings, Rambling And Lyrics

The dumbest criticism of writing I ever hear

Book reviews are great places to see people say dumb things. Some of those dumb things are also common in message board posts, comment sections, and ordinary face-to-face speech. 947 more words

Writing Life

In my mind, I'm out of my mind. 

Lose this number. Lose all this love. They act like its some type of tough love. When it comes down to it, mental abuse. Push me and push me until I want to jump off the mountain built of your fucking ego. 187 more words