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It's five o'clock somewhere

Wow… Today is the stupidest. This hell that I have walked into started yesterday. I went to pick up my sweet sweet puppy and it was supposed to be the most joyous occasion being reunited with my first love. 304 more words

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Two Month Thoughts

It’s like clockwork. The second I sit down and open up a blank post to write someone (usually Julian) wakes up from their nap. But I will attempt a post today anyways. 1,266 more words

Nervous About Eating in Africa?

Well, I don’t have a choice because I’ve lived here all my life. Nevertheless it’s quite scary that cholera has broken out in Zambia and listeriosis is an issue in South Africa. 241 more words

Church of Scientology Hospitalized After Projectile Vomiting on Twitter!

Public health authorities today ordered the Church of Scientology rushed to the Emergency Room following Scientology’s prolonged two-week bout of projectile vomiting on Twitter. Blood tests revealed the presence of the deadly virus… 155 more words


Say It, Don't Spray It

Hi y’all,

I will keep the post kind of short and sweet this week as I just got back from a conference. I wanted to highlight some animals with amazing projectile skills. 517 more words