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Church of Scientology Hospitalized After Projectile Vomiting on Twitter!

Public health authorities today ordered the Church of Scientology rushed to the Emergency Room following Scientology’s prolonged two-week bout of projectile vomiting on Twitter. Blood tests revealed the presence of the deadly virus… 155 more words


Say It, Don't Spray It

Hi y’all,

I will keep the post kind of short and sweet this week as I just got back from a conference. I wanted to highlight some animals with amazing projectile skills. 517 more words



My wife leaves the couch
Two sounds follow her: the fan,
Projectile vomit