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Handy Tip (for those MASSIVE poos n' pukes)

If your baby ever has a poonami/shitstorm (in non-mummy lingo, it’s just a horribly leaked diaper, the kind where the contents have spread all over baby’s legs and back) or a projectile vomit, remember this ONE HANDY TIP. 150 more words

Motherhood

The Highs and Lows of November

When it comes to rubbish months of the year November has to be bottom of the calendar charts.

It’s invariably soggy as hell, with a bit of gale-force wind thrown in for good measure. 427 more words

The Visit (2015)

This was definitely a “WHAT THE F&*K?” movie, I mean definitely. So, before you see it, prepare yourselves to see some not-so-pretty shit, I’m talking gross here. 325 more words

Horror

Big Brother is Always Watching

And tattling, and crying, and pointing, and commenting, and…Sister is here!  Darby Alisabeth was born August 10 at 6:38am weighing 7 lbs 1 oz.  Everything went smoothly once she was ready to make her grand entrance.   793 more words