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Groaners - Take 1

1, Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. 74 more words

Grin For The Day

A Punny Podcast

This is a podcast of the Top 100 puns in the us. I am a drummer so I used a lot of percussion throughout this track. I hope you enjoy!

Blog Posts

A letter

That doesn’t sound like Francis to me.



I have a really BIG role to play today!

For the first time EVER, showing you the CHAIRman and creative force behind TheDailyGraff.com, which has run continuously since November 1, 2010.


The Potato and Tomato: A Love Story

She had really good roots,
And I stemmed from weak vines,
I always gravitated towards her,
The only thing I pined.

She never thought she was very appealing, 141 more words



The makers of umbrellas must have a love/hate relationship with hair. They don’t want hair to get wet, but it’s all cool that the spokes will rip your hair out if your head even touches them. 28 more words