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Gallente Federation Endorses Fart Lighting

It pretty much said that the Gallente celebrate fart lighting in the launcher today.

Or maybe this is just a sign of my misspent youth, which occurred before we all had the internet to distract us.  126 more words


The Acorn to continue publishing high-quality, fact-based news, apologizes for fake news

SIMPSON — Last Saturday, the Acorn published its first ever fake news story, suggesting we will be permanently shuttering our operations. 

The staff at the Acorn would like to extend our deepest apologies to our loyal readers who were shocked, heartbroken and freaking out over what seemed a perfectly straightforward and believable announcement to make on the first day of April.  131 more words