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The Acorn to continue publishing high-quality, fact-based news, apologizes for fake news

SIMPSON — Last Saturday, the Acorn published its first ever fake news story, suggesting we will be permanently shuttering our operations. 

The staff at the Acorn would like to extend our deepest apologies to our loyal readers who were shocked, heartbroken and freaking out over what seemed a perfectly straightforward and believable announcement to make on the first day of April.  131 more words

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MetalSucks Apologizes for Shameless, Libelous Hit Piece, Immediately Deletes Post

Yesterday, July 18, MetalSucks put up an apology after realizing what deep shit their imprudent and absolutely thoughtlessly made “Deströyer 666 are OFFICIALLY racist” posts had gotten them in. 472 more words

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Axl Rosenberg: Best or GREATEST Journalman?

Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. Another grand piece of extremely informative investigative journalism by the clowns at MetalSucks. I move under a rock for a few months and this is what my ass is… 300 more words

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