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Beware of Flying Boxes...

RB: “Randy, Demon, be careful moving that bookshelf, it’s heavy.”

Randy: “Aye, aye captain.”

Demon: “Shit, no saluting until after we’ve moved this bastard. It’s heavy.” 131 more words

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Ignore the Clutter...

Angel: “Randy?”

Randy: “Over here!”

Angel: “Where?”

Randy: “Behind the big pile of boxes?”

Angel: “Which pile?”

Randy: “The pile already sealed and ready to go.” 53 more words

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Please Forgive the Absence...

Demon: “RB!”

RB: “What?”

Demon: “Don’t what me, dammit! Your blog needs your attention.”

RB: “Isn’t that what I have you and Angel for?”

Demon: “Yes, but-” 122 more words

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Something simple... Ah HA!!

RB: “YES!”

Demon: “Holy Hell, RB, are you trying to give me a┬ádamn heart attack?”

RB: “I’ve figured it out!”

Angel: “What?”

RB: “The name of my book. 91 more words

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Title, Title, Everywhere

Randy: “Puddles of chocolate milk.”

Angel: “Ummm, no we can’t use that Randy.”

Randy: “Sparkly Glitterfest.”

Angel: “Not that either.”

Randy: “Born to be wild.” 107 more words

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Title Not Included

Angel: “RB, why do you have tentative by the title.”

RB: “Still working on it.”

Demon: “What the hell do you mean you’re still working on it? 144 more words

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Title Please...

Angel: “Synopsis?”

Computer: “Check.”

Demon: “Query Letter?”

Randy: “Check!!”

Angel: “Tagline?”

Demon: “Yep.”

Randy: “What about the book?”

Computer: “Check.”

Angel: “Are we missing anything?” 17 more words

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