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If there was one thing me and my sister had in common when it comes to toys, it’s collecting trading cards. And if there was one thing me and my sister had in common when it comes to Pinterest boards, it’s appreciation to any kind of visual art. 162 more words
I have long suspected that the curious phenomenon whereby a charming, chivalrous, dashing, handsome and over all very desirable dude material like me has remained single so far must have at its heart a sinister plot. 789 more words
One month in as a second year in college and my biological composition has changed from 100% human to 40% human and 60% stress. Come the end of semester and you might find me as a gray glob* in the alley or in a hospital bed**.
*Gray glob is the sixth state of matter. It’s when you’ve decreased into nothing but a melting lump of stress and tiredness.
**because I was apparently allergic to stress. 6 more words