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My Heart is On 2%

Back home after work, I found a holiday arrangement at my door. At first I thought it was a mistake, but then I read the note… 192 more words

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Bob McFadden and Dor "The Mummy" / "The Beat Generation"

Oh, no!—another novelty record. I suppose when you’re picking records up at thrift stores and yard sales, that’s what you’re going to get a lot of. 191 more words

Slothy Guide To Happiness 101: Life #6

“When you see yourself doing badly and nobody’s bothering to tell you anymore, that’s a bad place to be. You may not want to hear it, but your critics are often the ones telling you they still love you and care about you, and want to make you better.” 10 more words
Inspirational

This time of year does it to me as well, as it gets more and more xmasy I get so randy. The hairy nights of the winter solstice, the old pagan smoky nights

This time of year does it to me as well, as it gets more and more xmasy I get so randy. The hairy nights of the winter solstice, the old pagan smoky nights. 48 more words

My Type Of Night

After a long day at work, by 9 PM he knocked at my door.

It seemed like forever since I saw him last, and I guess he felt the same way ’cause a second later he was all over me, eating my lips hands on my ass. 255 more words

Remember sex at Manhattan and Tete and Fifth Avenue. That is better use of my money

Remember sex at Manhattan and Tete, and Fifth Avenue. That is better use of my money. See the girls, get the erections, but be able to f–k them as well! 100 more words