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Rant of the Day: Apple Updates

Dear iPhone IT department,I’ll start by saying thank you to all you nerds who spent years of your life not getting laid; nay, refusing to get laid. 989 more words

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I hate it when people text & drive. Why can’t you just wait until you’re done driving to read or respond to the text? I mean, the text message isn’t going to go anywhere. 82 more words

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Personal Opinion : Why Geography and History Knowledge ARE Important

(Warning: This post’s contents may trigger someone, this is an honest opinion of myself which may/could attract pros and cons. As so you know, I won’t be an egoistic person as I might be, but I will open a debate session in the comment section down below. 1,434 more words

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Revenge of the Bug

As you may recall from last night’s awesome post, I spent half my evening tracking down and slaughtering a fly. Today I discovered the fly had the last laugh. 269 more words

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It Twas a Bug

Have you ever been sitting in your bed, trying to figure out what to write for an obscure blog, only to have an annoying bug fly past your head? 523 more words

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Opining Penguin's Video of the Day

Yes, I get it, calling it the “video of the day” implies that I actually post one video a day. I don’t, but what else am I going to call it? 238 more words

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Rant of the Day: Giving a Child's Age in Months

To the parent who gives their child’s age in months,

Congratulations, Mom and Dad, on the new bundle of joy! I, myself would not associate the word “joy” with vomit, defecation, screaming, 2 hours of sleep, drool, snot, sore nipples, strained marriage, and no more personal life, but that’s me. 1,117 more words