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25 Redneck Valentine Greeting Card Sayings

“I love you more than beer.”

“You complete my bobble-head collection.”

“You tractor-pulled my heart.”

“Your eyes sparkle like moonshine.”

“You are the prettiest girl in the Wal-Marts parking lot.” 369 more words

Humor

Redneck Blues

Short Story Sunday is a series of works by contributors to Introvert Press.

Folks ‘round here call me Jake. Ain’t short fer nuthin’, just Jake. I live in Chase, OK. 1,972 more words

Short Stories

You Know You're a Redneck When

You Know You’re a Redneck When…

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.. 262 more words

Humor

Animal - Taxidermy

7th February 2018

ANIMAL

Taxidermy – Humans Kill for Greed

As Norman Bates once said, ‘I think birds only look well stuffed because, well, they’re kind of passive to begin with.’. 343 more words

White Chicks: The Redneck | Erotica Review

https://pinecast.com/listen/9228683a-21e3-49fd-8a8d-b354ae89ad0c.mp3

CW: group sex, racism

Rustle up some headphones and hop on in the truck with Jackie and Gavin as they explore a surprisingly sober approach to the redneck archetype in an erotica. 95 more words

Erotica Review

The long way, home, or not, I don't know

I’ve been spouting off a lot about evolution by natural selection, and interpreting everything I can through that lens–social behavior, religion, crime, politics, everything. Sounds a bit fanatical to be always on about it, but I’m going to try to explain why, because I’m not done. 952 more words

Education

Redneck #9 (January 2018)

It’s kind of a bridging issue for Redneck. The bad guy–renegade vampire–has his Bond villain moment and blabs to Bartlett. Bartlett’s tied up, but it’s not going to last. 115 more words

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