— Pastor’s all: “Do you, Cletus, take your cousin Bobbie Sue…”
1 day, 19 hours ago
— Now, I understand if this was a fleet car for an HVAC company… Nope, nevermind, I still don’t understand! I can only offer my sincerest condolences to the families who lost their small pets down those pipes. 16 more words
2 days, 10 hours ago
— For when you gotta drop the kids off at soccer practice at 4p.m., and hit up Home Depot at 5p.m. Absolutely barbaric.
“I love you more than beer.”
“You complete my bobble-head collection.”
“You tractor-pulled my heart.”
“Your eyes sparkle like moonshine.”
“You are the prettiest girl in the Wal-Marts parking lot.” 406 more words
6 days, 8 hours ago
Diamond V Ranch
That’s what it means!!! It must be time to take down the Christmas lights!!
1 week ago
The Spoiled Millennial
For the majority of my life, I went to school in the south.
Some of my best memories were formed in places like Goldsboro, North Carolina and Prattville, Alabama. 590 more words
1 week, 6 days ago
Yesterday was Thank a Mail Carrier day, which got me thinking about this mailbox in Limestone County, Alabama.
It’s a propane tank that was converted into a mailbox and it is a shining example of redneck ingenuity. 17 more words
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