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Last month I was at a swanky luncheon for a birthday party. Never very good at small talk, I leaned over to a virtual stranger and posed this question: “Does having an obsession with Willie Nelson make me white trash?” To her credit, she blinked only once and gave me an emphatic, ” ‘Fraid so.” She wasn’t kidding. 625 more words
The weekend was a blur involving too much alcohol, too much food, too much money, and not enough time.
I arrived at my sister’s house to find my brother-in-law in the yard in cutoffs using a chainsaw to cut an ancient gnarled juniper bush out of his lawn. 836 more words