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John Travolta and a Redneck walk into a bar......


Pam the Bartender– she’s about 48 years old, with stringy blonde hair and looks like a meth addict.

John Travolta- playing himself of course… 675 more words


the first honest obituary

(This originally appeared on my other site www.duhmerica.wordpress.com)

A while ago, my grandfather passed away at the age of 88.  I won’t bore you with the details.  456 more words


ebonics- a partly true story

(I wrote this while I was in college working at the mall in a woman’s clothing store in the mid 90’s. I know, a male working at a woman’s clothing store, very progressive of me at the time.) 523 more words


Hick Town

I look around this town, and I see how patriotic it is. The colors of the USA are well represented. Red: Rednecks. White: White trash. Blue: Blue collars. Just a bunch of hicks!


I'm Back In Seattle Again...But Still Homeless.

Oh, well. I guess I’ll never learn. I was pretty busy today, setting up my life in Seattle again. Gave me something to do. I also contacted a woman re: subsidized housing in Port Hadlock and Port Townsend. 208 more words

Dead On

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. 585 more words