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Knockin Cubicles

He’s tall, dark and handsome, smart, funny, likes good music, is a pretty big nerd, and dresses how I imagine a metro sexual outdoorsman would dress. 660 more words

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I'm Sorry if Those Were Your Glory Days, Jack & Diane

Stick out like a sore thumb because while my alternative look might be extreme compared to the majority of “normal” kids at school, it’s nothing compared to these weirdos (whom I loved, by the way). 823 more words

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Crunkpare and Crunktrast

My teacher always said what I learned in the third grade would come back to help me in the future. This is what she had in mind, right? 521 more words

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Proper Mental Attitude

I can’t look in the mirror every morning and tell myself, “You’re awesome/beautiful/funny/confident/brilliant.” Mostly because I already know that’s all true… 645 more words

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I'm Going to The Long Island Shore, Bitch!

Let’s just skip right to it: Jersey Shore was my reality before it was ever a reality show. 574 more words

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Three Year Blues

Instead of working on homework in my parent’s basement like I should have been, I was hunched over my computer scouring the internet (a slave to Google Images) for pictures that I would, with no doubt in my silly little mind, adorn my body with (as soon as my traditional Jewish parents got past the whole “desecration of the body” thing). 440 more words

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