Joke for today
A man goes into a restaurant where all the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?” … 95 more words
6 months, 1 week ago
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before.
A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be. 98 more words
7 months, 3 weeks ago
Blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and I can’t read the menu.
So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.” 180 more words
11 months, 3 weeks ago
A man went into a restaurant which was offering a fixed-menu, three-course meal.
When the waiter brought the first course, the man tasted it and said: “What is this?” 26 more words
1 year, 1 month ago
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. … 74 more words
1 year, 5 months ago
I’ve been lucky enough to go to some wonderful restaurants recently, but jokes about bad ones have always made me laugh. Here are eight of my favourites. 153 more words
1 year, 6 months ago
Went to restaurant that I hadn’t been for quite a while
waiter came over for my order
after taking my order I asked was Timmy the chef working today… 40 more words
1 year, 7 months ago