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Great Steaks

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before.
A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be. 98 more words


Smelly Mary.

Blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and I can’t read the menu.
So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.” 180 more words


three-course meal

A man went into a restaurant which was offering a fixed-menu, three-course meal.

When the waiter brought the first course, the man tasted it and said: “What is this?” 26 more words


tree dwelling marsupial

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. … 74 more words


Gr8at - Restaurant jokes

I’ve been lucky enough to go to some wonderful restaurants recently, but jokes about bad ones have always made me laugh. Here are eight of my favourites. 153 more words

Alex Raphael

dangler in the washer

Went to restaurant that I hadn’t been for quite a while

waiter came over for my order

after taking my order I asked was Timmy the chef working today… 40 more words


Glass eye, joke.

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. 171 more words