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night's special is chicken

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.

The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken almandine and fresh fish. 27 more words


air conditioning

A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning:

first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour. 54 more words


Panda joke.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. … 74 more words