Joke for today
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. … 74 more words
3 days, 11 hours ago
A man goes into a restaurant where all the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?” … 95 more words
11 months, 4 weeks ago