Joke for today
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before.
A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be. 98 more words
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and I can’t read the menu.
So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.” 180 more words
5 months, 1 week ago
A man went into a restaurant which was offering a fixed-menu, three-course meal.
When the waiter brought the first course, the man tasted it and said: “What is this?” 26 more words
7 months, 3 weeks ago
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. … 74 more words
11 months, 1 week ago
I’ve been lucky enough to go to some wonderful restaurants recently, but jokes about bad ones have always made me laugh. Here are eight of my favourites. 153 more words
12 months ago
Went to restaurant that I hadn’t been for quite a while
waiter came over for my order
after taking my order I asked was Timmy the chef working today… 40 more words
1 year, 1 month ago
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. 171 more words
1 year, 3 months ago