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Major Negatives

Often in my dismal existence, the moment when I am standing at the edge of a tall building, on the precipice of my final moments on this sweet swinging sphere, ready to leave it all behind with a final, hospitality industry-induced splat, I often find myself turning to the calming, sensible Yelp reviews that have carried me through the toughest of times. 728 more words

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Chef Clint Quote

“Forget waterboarding, go talk to the lady at table 23.”  -Chef Clint

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Alerting a Restaurant of Your Allergies

There is nothing more important than your health. In light of this, it is very important that you diagnose as many afflictions as you can. I find WebMD particularly helpful, especially if you don’t have time to see an actual physician. 797 more words

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Common Server Excuses

“I couldn’t find a shirt that fits.”

-78% of all servers

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Inexperienced Diners Understanding Basic Cooking Terminology

Know your limitations as a diner. Being an educated diner doesn’t mean your biological clock is in sync with the limited yearly release of the… 718 more words

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The Server Condition

To work in the hospitality industry as a server really takes dedication. Although, they are slowly becoming extinct, the true professional server is becoming as rare as a Bismuth crystal. 495 more words

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Noble Public Service Professions

Teacher, Police Officer, Firefighter, Public Health, Child Welfare, Food Banks, Criminal Justice, Housing Agencies, School Boards…Yelp Reviewer

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