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Bad Movie Night: The Holiday Season Joylessness of 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'

Welcome to “Bad Movie Night,” a biweekly feature in which we sift through the remains of bad movies of all stripes: the obscure and hilarious, the bloated and beautiful, the popular and painful. 1,245 more words

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Emilio-Vlog: Rifftrax Holiday Double Feature

Rifftrax had a holiday double feature to start a December with a riffing of “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”, followed by the Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza.

For this certain case, this vlog is also a double feature. 49 more words

It’s December 1st, and we’re kicking off Christmas on Allison’s Written Words! 502 more words

TV/Movie Stuff

Frankenstein Island (1981) (Rifftrax) ★

This is bottom-shelf, bargain basement junk, almost as hilariously bad as “Manos: The Hands of Fate” or “Planet of Dinosaurs” but missing the charm of those other crapsterpieces, instead playing itself out to an audience too bored to be apathetic.

Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe (1990) (Rifftrax) ★

Low-rent all the way, this Jesse Ventura action/sci-fi vehicle plays like a cheap rip-off of “The Terminator” by way of “I Come in Peace” but without the effectiveness or charm of either, bereft of any un-ironic entertainment value.

The Swamp of the Ravens (1974) (Rifftrax) ★

Mind-boggingly peculiar and thoroughly pointless, this Ecuadorian horror cheapie is incomprehensible from beginning to end, an endless series of barely related scenes edited together with the finesse of a chainsaw.