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Valentine

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. 60 more words

Quotes

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

― Robert Orben, writer

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