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Valentine

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. 60 more words

Quotes

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

― Robert Orben, writer

Writer

On Garbage Disposals

“Remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.”

– Robert Orben

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