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Valentine

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. 60 more words

Quotes

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

― Robert Orben, writer

Writer

On Garbage Disposals

“Remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.”

– Robert Orben

Quotations

Cosmic Quote #68

“Smart is when you believe half of what you hear.  Brilliant is when you know which half.”–Robert Orben

Here’s a tip for you brainiacs.  If you want to know which half of my posts to believe, it’s the other half.  

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Quotes

Do your kids a favor: don’t have any

Ironic, Isn't It?

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.”

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Photography

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben http://ift.tt/1W5jceP

Robert Orben