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On Garbage Disposals

“Remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.”

– Robert Orben


Cosmic Quote #68

“Smart is when you believe half of what you hear.  Brilliant is when you know which half.”–Robert Orben

Here’s a tip for you brainiacs.  If you want to know which half of my posts to believe, it’s the other half.  

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Do your kids a favor: don’t have any

Ironic, Isn't It?

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.”

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben http://ift.tt/1W5jceP

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Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! – Robert Orben http://ift.tt/1W2PzLm

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben http://dlvr.it/KmK5qY