“Happy Birthday Paulie.”
The cold, sterile voice cut through the ominous sound of electronic beeps and blips. Paulie looked around in a state of disbelief and primal fear. 299 more words
I don’t know about you, but I don’t have a clear testimony like, “Jesus found me. Broken. At the bottom of a bottle of bourbon and crying out for help.” 494 more words
Thank you, Internet.
If you’ve been concerned that the upcoming John Cena vs. Rusev feud would devolve into a bunch of unwarranted patriotism and name-calling, don’t worry … you’ve been bailed out by a beautiful soul who decided to haphazardly stuff together a bunch of Cena and Rusev footage and re-do the Rocky IV ‘No Easy Way Out’ montage. 42 more words