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How Much All The Bacon and Eggs Cost?

by Steven Doyle

You no doubt remember that iconic scene from Parks and Recreation where character Ron Swanson, portrayed by Nick Offerman, orders all the bacon and eggs the diner has. 119 more words

Steven Doyle

One Thing

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

-Ron Swanson

Why have I hesitated to call myself an artist or a poet, in spite of a decent amount of formal training? 490 more words


Nick Offerman Helps Us Process Technology And The Future With A 'Middling' Amount Of F*cks At CES 2017

When Ron Swanson talks, you listen. Especially when he’s the least likely person to probably ever come to CES. That’s why I made a point to circle up with esteemed author, mustache manifestor, woodworker, performer, and television star… 2,046 more words


ron swanson in a Cleanse Cabin is God

i’m sorry to those who…
live on the physicality of the heavens
pivot along their dying faith
for i am His sole Courier today
my friends! 258 more words


So You've Resolved to Start Meditating

Have you? Congratulations! Maybe you’ve tried it once or twice or every once in a while; maybe you’re completely uninitiated. If you’re a regular meditator, you’ll probably find the following amusing or nostalgic, at best. 1,293 more words


Book Review -Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

I just finished the audiobook Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America’s Gutsiest Troublemakers, written by Nick Offerman. For all the dressing that someone who preforms work as a comedic actor, this book delivers on the title, and what I was sure would be, and did turn out to be. 472 more words