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Living my Best Life

Here’s just a quick recap of what my life has looked like recently – I’m just here trying to live my best life.

First, last night I rediscovered… 399 more words

Fluffy Pancakes

“There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.”

– Ron Swanson

I love breakfast food and hope never to have to contest this statement.

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Sailor Talk #2

Today’s Sailor Talk¬†features two quotes that go together–like peanut butter and jelly–despite having an entire century separating them:

“Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm” -Ralph Waldo Emerson… 113 more words

Creative Writing

So I Bought Men's Deodorant On a Whim...

I bought men’s deodorant (pine and mint scent) on a whim the other day. Now I smell like a lumberjack. I smell like a majestic ceder forest, lush with ferns and moose. 32 more words

Beauty Routine

Ode to Breakfast Food

Ron Swanson and I would probably get along something fine, him being a simple man who likes pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food, me being a reasonably attractive, dark-haired woman who thinks breakfast food is the most delicious and versatile of them all. 142 more words