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Rutgers Saves Millions Not Shooting off the Cannon This Year

BY Mike Hawk
Pun Enthusiast

PISCATAWAY—This past week was the quarterly financial meeting for Rutgers where officials discuss and disclose information about this year’s budget. For the most part the meeting went as planned. 400 more words

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Rutgers Football Isn’t Doing So Great This Year

BY Jim Bamford

Now let me tell you folks, I’ve gone to all but two Rutgers football games since I graduated back in ‘81, and those were when my daughter got married, and when she needed bail money. 231 more words

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ISIS Declares Fatwa on Coach Chris Ash

BY Bob Ross

SYRIA—After Saturday’s loss against Illinois, ISIL caliphate Abu al-Baghdadi has declared a fatwa on Rutgers football coach Chris Ash. Despite multiple claims that Ash will “super duper positively guarantee a win” last weeks game, al-Baghdadi has shifted the blame on the Rutgers Football team rather than all of America in general. 291 more words

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Ash: Rescigno Replaces Laviano As Rutgers Quarterback

PISCATAWAY, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) — Rutgers is making a switch at quarterback.

Coach Chris Ash announced Monday that Gio Rescigno is replacing Chris Laviano as the starting quarterback this weekend at Minnesota. 459 more words


Rutgers Names Giovanni Rescigno Starter Quarterback

NorthJersey.com has reported that Rutgers have named sophomore quarterback Giovanni Rescigno as starting quarterback against Minnesota on Saturday.

Rutgers head coach Chris Ash spoke to the media and said…

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Illinois Snaps 4-Game Losing Streak With Win Over Rutgers

PISCATAWAY, N.J. (AP) — Kendrick Foster scored two touchdowns and Darius Mosely returned an interception 75 yards for a touchdown as Illinois snapped a four-game losing streak with a 24-7 victory over mistake-prone Rutgers on Saturday. 313 more words


Someone's Getting Fired

BY Mike Hawk
Spongebob Analyst

PISCATAWAY— This Saturday we all lost a piece of our soul. Our very own Scarlet Knights suffered a crushing 78-0 defeat from the Michigan Wolverines. 228 more words

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