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The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2013) | The 2010s Suck

One of our first live-action films in ages, today we finally look at a genuine bad live-action film that I can legitimately call a “film.” Whereas one of our previous bad entries, “ 6,504 more words

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Jurassic World: An Atrocious Movie 13.7 Billion Years in the Making

“…scary only in the sum of instincts and talent for movie-making that have been lost.”

David Thompson, New Republic 1,802 more words

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The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2013)

Um.

The rundown: London, 1885. Charity (Michael Sheen) arrives, wounded, at the British Museum, spinning a tale to Mr. and Mrs. Mundi (Ioan Gruffudd and Keeley Hawes) and their children Mariah (Aneurin Barnard, yes, a boy) and Felix about a box that turns stuff into gold. 268 more words

Drive-In Double Feature: ROSEMARY'S BABY & POSSESSION!

I love nepotism — especially after I looked up the word and figured out what it meant — which is why I’m happy to present Ryan Kirby, brother of earlier contributor Megan Kirby! 2,094 more words

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Review: Jurassic World (2015)

“As Goldblum would say ‘That is one big pile of shit'” – N3RD

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Yes, this is going to be a bad review of a movie that got the biggest opening of all time. 382 more words

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jurassic park/jurassic world

This may shock you but I had never seen Jurassic Park until last week. I liked “nice” dinosaur movies as a child, like The Land Before Time… 346 more words

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FIFA Film UNITED PASSIONS spielt in den USA 928 Dollar ein!

FIFA Film UNITED PASSIONS spielt in den USA 928 Dollar ein!

Der Fifa Film UNITED PASSIONS hat in den USA ganze 928 Dollar eingespielt und ist damit ein unglaublicher Flop. 22 more words

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