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Santa jab examination dene gya

Santa jab examination dene gya
to wo apne saath plumber ko bhi le ke gya?
Kyun?

Kyunki Santa ko khabar mili thi
ki paper leak ho gaya hai.

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa : pehle me apni wife ko BA karwaunga

Santa : pehle me apni wife ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa sardi lagne se kap raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Santa sardi lagne se kap raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Doctor: Kya hua hai?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par papa subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ek sal tak ro-ro ke aulad ke lia dua mangta raha!

Santa ek sal tak ro-ro ke aulad ke lia dua mangta raha!

ek din santa ke pas farista aaya aur bola tujhe wahe guru ka wasta hai pahle shadi to kar le.

Santa Banta Jokes

Pati patni jokes

पत्नी: — पूजा किया करो, बड़ी बलाएँ टल जाती है

पति : – तेरे बाप ने बहुत की होगी, उसकी टल गयी, मेरे पल्ले पड़ गयी

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Read Funny Jokes in Hindi

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Very Funny hindi Sardar Jokes and sms Chutkule

Sardar and doctor joke in hindi

Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete. 799 more words

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