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Personalities Don’t Make Good Screensavers

by Sarah-Clare Conlon

We swapped over our coats and bags in the pub.

I used to be fatter and she’d been thinner, and people often mixed us up away from the confines of our desks; in the lift, say, or at the colour photocopier. 349 more words

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#May29

An auction taking place from a secret room inside Mike Nelson’s Coral Reef, songs about potato smiles and classic Hitchcockian suspense all feature in the latest event produced by Tether, live from the Caretaker’s House at… 197 more words

Nottingham

Dirty Books

After his wife chucked him out for shagging the waitress from the American-style diner, Bruce missed his books. He’d spent every night for the last twenty-odd years sitting among them, absorbing the smell of the ageing paper, casting admiring glances at the colourful spines he’d arranged like a Pantone flip chart, lifting them down off the shelf and gently rubbing his thumb over their gaudy covers, over the girls and guns. 235 more words

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Top Ten discarded shopping lists

10. Graham

MATALAN BOXERS LARGE. MAIL. MKT SYNCONOGEL. CAR WASH MON? RENT ON-LINE. NEW HEMAROID CREAM. GRAHAM 2PM. P.O. CREDIT CARD. CHECK BUG ZAPPER.

This rather specific inventory was found about five years ago on the pavement outside Matalan in Stockport. 1,258 more words

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