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December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #9

Recently, I’ve taken up exercising again. When I was younger, I was very active. I walked, biked and rode horses. When I hit my late teens and early twenties, I took up weight lifting with gusto. 694 more words

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December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #8

I have baby chicks I’m raising at the moment. They are extremely cute. Fucking adorable actually. They don’t really have a mother. Like most families – it’s complicated. 598 more words

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December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #6

I love swear words. My love of swear words gets me in trouble from time to time because I don’t really believe in and am not very good at self censorship, so I’ll use most of them and, often, at the most inappropriate time. 712 more words

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December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #5

After recovering from yesterday, today turned into a busy and productive day. I’m ambivalent about being productive. While, on one hand, it allows me time to do fun things away from the office, on the other hand, I’ve wasted away perfectly good procrastination time. 385 more words

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December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #4

Oh today is a perfect day for being ungrateful. I couldn’t have been more entitled and ungrateful if I tried. You see, things didn’t go my way and so I had a meltdown. 1,207 more words

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December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #3

There are a ton of meaningful descriptions for the entitled, let me count them for you: ‘whiners’, ‘special snowflakes’, ‘whiners’, ‘privileged’, whiners’, ‘narcissistic arseholes’, ‘whiners’, ‘spoiled brats’, ‘whiners’ with ‘first world problems’, ‘totally self unaware’ and the list goes on and on ad nauseam. 849 more words

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December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #02

Month of Ungratefulness – Meditation #02

Too many fucking friends.

For someone as decidedly cynical, judgemental and obnoxious as I am, I have far too many friends. 338 more words

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