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Mandatory Sterilization (Yep, I said it)

I am a proponent of mandatory sterilization and here is why: (my true feelings mixed with some humor)

I believe that some people should not be allowed to breed.  363 more words

Comedy

Scenes from a Waiting Room

Act I. (the elderly)
Old, musty ass wrinkled seniors wearing bad track suits, their lifeless, aged skin scarred with purple gum colored splotches hanging from their bones like loose sleeves, 228 more words

Comedy

Email #10 (a poem)

Hi, it’s me again

I know, another email

Can I

be your friend?

just click “accept friend request”

it’s online, safe like your gated community… 73 more words

Sarcasm

How To Handle Vivid Ex Dreams

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, which is when I usually dispense invaluable dating tips to help you in your search for love.

This week, however, the post has more of a relationship advice slant due to events that occurred last evening.  1,233 more words

Humor

How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar.

Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. 1,508 more words

Humor

How To Survive Saturday When You're Single

Valentine’s Day was on Tuesday, Modern Philosophers, and guess what?

You survived!

That holiday is difficult to get through regardless of your relationship status, so congratulations on making it to the second half of February. 1,034 more words

Humor

Why Winter Dating Is So Difficult

Valentine’s Day is less than a week away, Modern Philosophers, so it’s time for another dating tips post.

Lately, people have been asking if I’m trying to date, and I just laugh.  1,214 more words

Humor