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Jump Start Your Brain: Blogging Road Show

It’s Saturday, Modern Philosophers, and I had a very difficult time getting out of bed this morning.

And that wasn’t just because Dr. Jekyll had my house staff strap me in a little too tightly last night.  512 more words


Friday Night Think Tank: Survivor (Time Travel Edition)

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers!

Your reward for surviving this week is a very special edition of the Friday Night Think Tank, with “surviving” being the key term. 924 more words


04-24-2015 Journal – Rain, Fire, and a Turkey

My readjustment to this warmer weather continues.  Last week was interesting and started with the flooding of my backyard.  This isn’t unusual and happens quite often in the Spring but luckily the drainage for the property is excellent. 454 more words

Just Saying Again

Things We Don’t Talk About On Dates, Ladies

There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned date. A meeting of hopeful minds, two could-be lovers unwinding over a mid-priced meal. The wine flows like lava and the conversation is bottomless, like an order of bread from the fine Italian eatery (be still, my heart!). 973 more words


"Smart" Ice Cream Offers Faster Fix For Sadness And Broken Hearts

The next time life has you down, Modern Philosophers, and you reach for that quart of ice cream to make it all better, expect much quicker results! 602 more words


Happy Earth Day, Ya Big Blue Marble!

Dear Earth,

Happy Earth Day!

I don’t know if anyone has bothered to take the time to wish you happiness on your special day.

On behalf of the Human Race, Other Worldly Beings, and all other forms of life, this Modern Philosopher thanks you for continuing to spin around the Sun and never diverting from your path. 537 more words


They Called Him Crazy Eyes And Hid Him In The Writers' Room

Danny Cashman, the host of The Nite Show, posted some photos on Facebook today from the Writers Sketch I appeared in during Saturday’s show.

I wanted to share one photo with you, Modern Philosophers, because it just made me laugh. 298 more words