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Relax...It's A Holiday

It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers.

So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear:

I plan to spend it not working. 649 more words

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The Divorce Epiphany

Allie awoke with a start, as if suddenly coming to after a horrific nightmare.

Although she was in bed, and it was the middle of the night, it was not a bad dream that had roused her from her slumber. 918 more words

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Bitter Auto Sarcastic Answerer

My life gets really hectic sometimes. I have all kinds of people to ignore, situations that take time to avoid, and work that needs to be done that I need to find excuses for not doing. 306 more words

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Following Trends Friday Giftures

Over the years, my blog has gone through many different changes. Okay, only a few. I’ve added a new banner a few times. And it seems like I’ve gone through multiple followers that have faded and had to find new ones. 386 more words

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03-26-2018 My New 21st Century Addiction

I haven’ t posted anything since the start of the year and I’m feeling a little guilty.  Having a blog is like having an ungratful child.  531 more words

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Hell Is Not A Democracy

I was sitting on the couch, sipping a Snapple, and watching the football game.

I looked to my right, where I could see The Devil reading the Sunday paper on his end of the couch.  597 more words

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The Devil's Ball Drop

“Have you made any New Year’s resolutions?” The Devil asked as he poured my Snapple into a fancy champagne flute.

My New Year’s Eve guest had eschewed his usual impeccably tailored suit for a sharp tuxedo that made him look like Hell’s version of James Bond. 544 more words

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