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Sound The Horns: It's Writer's Day!

Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers!

As you know, I have created the Writer’s Day holiday because writers need to do a better job of celebrating what they do.  425 more words


The Nite Show Is 5 And Fabulous!

I recently returned to The House on the Hill from a wonderful night at The Gracie Theatre, Modern Philosophers!

Tonight was the latest taping of… 778 more words


Five Years? Let's Party And Record It!

I’m going to a party for a five year old tonight, Modern Philosophers.

I’m not sure if there will be balloons, cake, or pin the tale on the donkey, but I know there will be a clown. 321 more words


If Running Is Wrong, Then I Just Want To Write!

Getting up early to run, working all day, and then staying up late to write monologue jokes for tomorrow night’s taping of The Nite Show is really starting to take its toll, Modern Philosophers. 703 more words


Monday Morning Coffee Club: 10/5/15 (Late Edition)

It’s Monday, Modern Philosophers.

Monday evening to be more precise.  For the first time in an eternity, the interns weren’t able to rouse me in time to write the Monday Morning Coffee Club post before I went to work. 489 more words


No Room In Hell For Matt Damon

“Did you see that commercial?” The Devil asked from his end of the couch.

Even though I was hard at work on monologue jokes for this week’s taping of The Nite Show, it was impossible to block out the sound of the television. 724 more words