“The Founding Fathers really dropped the ball with the whole concept of the Electoral College, but they totally made up for it with the timing of the Inauguration,” The Devil informed me as he passed the platter of Hell Fire Wings without turning his attention away from the action on the television. 590 more words
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Just when you thought things could not get any worse with President Elect Trump, Modern Philosophers, he had to go and drag your annoying neighbor into it. 558 more words
Top of the morning everyone! Rod Bucksnare here for the company I have which is named after my esteemed self, Bucksnakre International Limited!
You know we make something for everything and most of our products are at the very least wildly successful and absurdly costly! 461 more words
Just as we are nearly at the end of the year and the end of a whole month of ungratefulness, I feel like I’m hitting my stride. 863 more words
Do you ever look into a dog’s eyes and simultaneously see wisdom and despair? I’m not talking about those poor dogs on the adverts asking for money to save them from starvation and abuse. 557 more words
I gave up the daily meditations when I realised that I didn’t feel obligated and you didn’t notice. Yesterday was a religious holiday that has a questionable past and an even more questionable present (see what I did there?). 237 more words