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Following Trends Friday Giftures

Over the years, my blog has gone through many different changes. Okay, only a few. I’ve added a new banner a few times. And it seems like I’ve gone through multiple followers that have faded and had to find new ones. 386 more words


03-26-2018 My New 21st Century Addiction

I haven’ t posted anything since the start of the year and I’m feeling a little guilty.  Having a blog is like having an ungratful child.  531 more words

Just Saying Again

Hell Is Not A Democracy

I was sitting on the couch, sipping a Snapple, and watching the football game.

I looked to my right, where I could see The Devil reading the Sunday paper on his end of the couch.  597 more words


The Devil's Ball Drop

“Have you made any New Year’s resolutions?” The Devil asked as he poured my Snapple into a fancy champagne flute.

My New Year’s Eve guest had eschewed his usual impeccably tailored suit for a sharp tuxedo that made him look like Hell’s version of James Bond. 544 more words


What If The Pilgrims Had Run A 5K Instead?

Far too many Americans are fat and out of shape, Modern Philosophers.

Do you know who I blame for this?

The Pilgrims.

Those judgmental bastards with the horrible fashion sense could have ensured that this was a nation of healthy, lean, active individuals, but they chose to go in an entirely different direction. 612 more words


Thawing The Brain Stem

It’s cold, Modern Philosophers.

I don’t know why that still surprises me after fifteen years in Maine, but Snow Miser and his icy minions seem to sneak up on my every year. 596 more words


The Kim Jong Un weather machine problem

According to sources very, very close to President Trump, the White House is Deeply concerned about Hurricane Harvey and the recent uptick in bad weather torturing the United States. 281 more words