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The Kim Jong Un weather machine problem

According to sources very, very close to President Trump, the White House is Deeply concerned about Hurricane Harvey and the recent uptick in bad weather torturing the United States. 281 more words

Comedy

08-06-2017 Syndromes!

I think I’ve become a victim of RAS Syndrome. As you well know there seem to be hundreds of magical syndromes that are announced on a regular basis to help excuse what some might call “shitty behavior”. 424 more words

Just Saying Again

Happy Hour, I Mist You!

Happy Hour just got shitty. 

Actually, it’s something that’s been happening over time; the slow decline of Happy Hour in the Connayo-rhymes-with-mayo Valley. But I suppose a slow decline is better than a rapid tanking. 1,253 more words

Humor

Let it ride


Okay, I’m going to come right out and say it. I’m a cyclist. That’s right, I’m a fucking maniac. I did say cyclist and not terrorist, although I believe the difference is only slight. 951 more words

Humor

Juice = Squeeze Cult

I’ve decided to start my own religious cult. I shall be its High Priestess. The name of my cult is ‘Juice = Squeeze’.

You see, an old friend of mine from the USA, who truly knew his shit from his shinola (another priceless phrase of his), taught me this very important philosophy, which has ultimately turned into a way of life for me. 1,191 more words

Mandatory Sterilization (Yep, I said it)

I am a proponent of mandatory sterilization and here is why: (my true feelings mixed with some humor)

I believe that some people should not be allowed to breed.  363 more words

Comedy