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Touchdown, Founding Fathers!

“The Founding Fathers really dropped the ball with the whole concept of the Electoral College, but they totally made up for it with the timing of the Inauguration,” The Devil informed me as he passed the platter of Hell Fire Wings without turning his attention away from the action on the television. 590 more words


Your Neighbor's Garage Band Is Playing Trump's Inauguration

Just when you thought things could not get any worse with President Elect Trump, Modern Philosophers, he had to go and drag your annoying neighbor into it. 558 more words


Make All Your Most Outrageous Dreams Into An Actual Reality With What Else? An ELK!

Top of the morning everyone! Rod Bucksnare here for the company I have which is named after my esteemed self, Bucksnakre International Limited!

You know we make something for everything and most of our products are at the very least wildly successful and absurdly costly! 461 more words


Trump Demands Invite To Princess Leia's Funeral

Although he might never act like a Head of State, Modern Philosophers, Donald Trump will be sworn in as President of the United States in less than two weeks. 593 more words


December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #MensEmpowermentFAIL

Just as we are nearly at the end of the year and the end of a whole month of ungratefulness, I feel like I’m hitting my stride. 863 more words

December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #Stupidpeoplesmartdogs

Do you ever look into a dog’s eyes and simultaneously see wisdom and despair? I’m not talking about those poor dogs on the adverts asking for money to save them from starvation and abuse. 557 more words

December - The Official Month of Ungratefulness - Meditation #BoxingDay

I gave up the daily meditations when I realised that I didn’t feel obligated and you didn’t notice. Yesterday was a religious holiday that has a questionable past and an even more questionable present (see what I did there?). 237 more words