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Western Spirituality

Lulu lemon yoga pants
80 dollars a piece
The perfect accessory
To your Thailand Yoga Retreat

Spiritual journeys
Would not be complete
Without infinity edge swimming pools… 80 more words


Astray Inamorato

Standing at the sea shore , I heard a story

Sky was the limit, bask in glory.

Feast to one’s eye, that will never dissipate… 67 more words


Past Imperfect - #49

This Broadway show closed precisely two minutes after it opened. No one ever spoke of it again…



Cushion beneath my seat
I wriggle uncomfortably
An hour of stillness ahead
Plenty of time to clear my head

Return to your breath, they say… 132 more words



****))))Special report((((****

To boldly glow where no ghost has glowed before.

“Harry!  Give me one of those low-fat organic berry surprise bars!”  I yelled out, straightening my perfect white t-shirt accessorized with green beads, a green belt and green shoes. 1,173 more words


Happy Memorial Day (Even If You're Confused)

Happy Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers!

According to several tweets I’ve read this morning, people aren’t exactly clear about why we celebrate this holiday.

While some folks are offended by their fellow Americans’ lack of information, I blame TV.  545 more words


Give Me A Sign

For those who don’t know, this is the first day of a writing challenge I agreed to – Write everyday for 10 days. First, that was a stupid idea. 207 more words