Jordan, left: “I see that you have once again misunderstood my very specific directives about our attire this evening. I hope you’re proud of yourself.” 671 more words
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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Hypocrisy
I love that word. It’s so crispy and chop, shy, pry, and “hypos I cry” when torn apart, twisted and contorted beyond recognition.
Hypocrisy is… 248 more words
Putting My Running Injury In Check
My slow, boring spiral into a life as a couch potato nearly drove me to madness, Modern Philosophers!
I’m the first to admit that running isn’t my favorite activity. 622 more words
Win the Battle, Lose the War
Pyrrhic Victory
The Battle of Asculum [5] took place in 279 BC between the Roman Republic under the command of the consuls Publius Decius Mus and Publius Sulpicius Saverrio and the forces of king Pyrrhus of Epirus. 191 more words
5 Old-School Childhood Games That Did Not Involve Electronics, Internet Access or an Expense Account
1. Hide and Seek
Very simple, really. Somebody was “it”, and that person had to close their eyes and count backwards from a designated number. Everybody else ran like hell to find a hiding place, preferably within the same county, but some people took this game very seriously and you never knew. 1,717 more words
Fibbing on Friday the 13th
*insert eerie Twilight Zone music*
I thought I’d best get to these early. I see the series is growing by leaps and bounds in popularity, and I tend to be influenced (subconsciously) by reading others’ answers, so I usually try to do the questions first and then read everyone’s hilarious answers. 540 more words
Venmo Bitter Friday Giftures
There is a social media app out there that I think many of you are missing out on. On the surface you might think that Venmo is just another way to convenient way to pay people without actually paying them, but you would be wrong. 500 more words
