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Past Imperfect - #317

Joan: “What do you mean you won’t allow me to check in to this hotel?”

Desk Clerk: “We have a strict policy against letting people into the building with eyebrows that are bigger than the Chrysler Building. 76 more words


Louisville fans and the 6 stages of grief

An open letter to Louisville Fans in the wake of your NCAA investigation.

Dear Louisville Fans:

As a lifelong Syracuse basketball fan, I completely understand the pain, frustration, and anxiety you are currently experiencing with the allegations that Louisville basketball paid skanky hookers to strip for recruits. 464 more words


“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”

— Clarence Darrow

Clarence Darrow

Past Imperfect - #271

Nadine: “Why are you handing this to me?”

Postman Pete: “It’s addressed ‘To the Lady of the House’.”

Nadine: “You’re assuming that this is my house. 342 more words


Nothing Ruffles My Feathers

I’m concerned by my
exponential lack of frustration,
with being frustrated
by my lack of frustration.

Not to be doubly negative here,
but I clearly don’t give a shit.