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Fan feature #5

(This is the part where I welcome you and thank you for reading this blah blah blah. It is also the part where you ignore everything I say. 718 more words


Past Imperfect - #30

Upper West Side Story: There’s gonna be a rumble tonight…

Originally published in “Crusty Pie” on 02/26/15 and “Bonnywood Manor” on 01/28/16. No changes made because, well, why mess with that, although it’s a little sad that this footnote is going to be longer than the whole bit. 54 more words


Gotta Fit In

Well I’m sorry you feel that way. I really am. I wasn’t trying to be “Somebody” or anything. As a matter of fact, I’ve been doing an excellent job of being “Noone at all” just for you. 6 more words

104 Degree Panic Attack

“Where the thermometer? I think she has a fever!” I yell to Pat as I’m changing Rylans diaper.

“She doesn’t have a fever we just checked it an hour ago” Pat rolls his eyes as he hands me the thermometer. 551 more words


You Have To Host

I’m a flake.

I don’t want to be. But its true.

I love making plans. The idea of doing all the things is very appealing to me and always sounds great. 602 more words


What is Writing Without Readers?

I’ve been having a mini-crisis regarding my writing. And yes, this post is mostly to whine about the fact that I don’t have an audience. And I know some of that is my fault–probably most of it–I’m good at taking blame. 1,022 more words


99 word prompt : what I shoulda said

If you want to participate, here’s the link:  https://carrotranch.com/2018/01/19/january-18-flash-fiction-challenge/


January 18, 2018, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story that includes boots. 122 more words