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Will Rogers says:

“Everything is funny
as long as it is
happening to
somebody else.”

Happy Anniversary to Me

In honor of my 3 year anniversary of my first broken bone…

Sometimes the right is wrong, and the left is right. But in this case, it’s not. 1,353 more words

Everyday Life

Past Imperfect - #446

Ernie: “Well, would you look at that. Those fancy Hollywood reporters are following us into the woods cuz they think we’re somethin’ special.”

Addie Mae: “Sugar, they ain’t reporters. 64 more words


Chicken or Polonium?

The moment I dread the most after the seatbelt sign goes off is the meal service. Not because I will repeat the choice of the day a million times even though right before I start a PA to all the cabin has been made right. 801 more words


Past Imperfect - #404

Deep in the Boeing archives, documentary footage exists indicating that perhaps the first engineers at the company did not quite grasp how to put a plane in the air…


"Destiny", Yeah it's still here (NSFW-Ejaculation Jokes Galore)


A Game that truly grabbed me by the bollocks. I remembered when i was a small kinderguardian in late 2014 on the trial roaming the cosmodrome collecting small pockets of spinmetal, content with my limited leveling to level 7. 707 more words


Positively Negative Reviews (Crikey This Is NSFW!)

As they told me in my opening to my computer science class “The first thing you write should always be you expressing yourself to the world, try typing ‘hello world’ into the terminal” 125 more words