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Wake up Wordpressians!

I hate to say it, but I actually don’t really. I think I need to get some of those resuscitation paddles and yell, “Clear”! I don’t know if I need to pump you full of some adrenaline, or lace your caffeine with more caffeine, or shine a bright light in your face, or get a really loud alarm, because you guys have been lethargic lately. 544 more words

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One-Liner Wednesday - Smile

What is it in a smile that you instantly know whether it’s genuine or fake ?!

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Past Imperfect - #369

Clara: “See, the door is right there. So I don’t understand why people didn’t show up for my party.”

Detective: “Well, I’m not really… 254 more words

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Dispatches from the Wasteland - #1: The Dream Police

Editor’s Note: All writers have that file or bin where they tuck rough-cut stories that are in their infancy, possible seeds for something that might prove worthy in the long run, and then life intervenes and they never return to those seeds. 965 more words

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Welcome Plebeians

After reading the header, you know the deal. I speak 4 languages: english, profanity, sarcasm, and most importantly, real shit. I’ve dabbled in french but let’s not go there. 250 more words

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40 Things Everyone But You Is Doing This Spring

1. Wearing the perfect denim jacket. Yes, they just stumbled upon it in the attic, they pulled it out of storage, because they have owned it for years – since the 90s! 1,055 more words