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Music Appreciator. Animal lover. Hockey Enthusiast. & Now Blogger.

I am:

  • human, I make mistakes
  • a friend
  • a daughter
  • a work addict
  • an appreciator of music
  • an animal lover
  • a hockey enthusiast (Go Predators)
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Blog

Hand some Ben Bitterness

Hands are a pretty amazing and versatile set of things at the end of your arms.  They are really good at things like punching people, avoiding handshakes, even holding strong weapons to defend and offend other people. 873 more words

Humor

The Masseuse's Torture Chamber

I don’t get massages often. I have trouble justifying paying an exorbitant amount of money for what sometimes turns out to be nothing more than a glorified back rub. 380 more words

Humor

Writing greeting cards on the graveyard shift

“It’s the unscrupulous part of your soul that pulls open the curtains and shivers at a molecular level.”

And so began my career writing greeting cards. 938 more words

Fiction

Attack of the Blocktopus

(Blocktopus: That’s “cock-blocking-octopus”. And by “cock” I mean “pen”. Obviously.)

“Start a blog,” she said…

“It’ll be fun!” she said……to herself, without thinking it through. 372 more words

Octopus

Now I've seen it all...

I was driving to meet my boyfriend today and I saw the greatest thing I’ve seen to-date while randomly driving: 49 more words

Posts

10 REASONS " WHY YOU SHOULD NOT KILL YOURSELF "

THE WORLD AROUND US IS NOT A HAPPY PLACE, WE KNOW THAT . AND THE FACT THAT YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING MIGHT BREAK YOU DOWN . 473 more words

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