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Bronx Bombs Away

The Bronx

Has come under

Heavy fire,

But the only ones

Complaining

Are the

Opposing teams

And their fans.

The Bronx Bombers

Are back,

Terrorizing pitchers, 98 more words

Humor

Another one bites the dust.

I’ve always thought lying was the rudest form of disrespect. I think it’s why I don’t handle rejection well or why it hurts when stood up: there was never any intention to show, it was all a game. 582 more words

Lettuce Talk about this Bitterness

The first job I ever had was at Little Caeser’s Pizza. I was just a burgeoning bitterling at 15 and my dad told me I had to get a job. 356 more words

Humor

Tiny pebbles..

There are some bits & pieces that I’d like to get out of my brain pan.  There hasn’t been a forum for them precisely, so I’ll lump them together here. 718 more words

Perspective

Charm Is Deceptive, and Beauty Is Fleeting

By talking so much to myself, I wanted to get some sense of inner wellbeing. Because this was not my usual day when running around seems as normal as winking the eyes. 140 more words

Past Imperfect - #257

Eleanor Roosevelt: “How sweet of you girls to cook this meal for me in a completely unplanned photo op.”

Girl Scout #1: “My outfit makes me look Amish and I’m not really happy about that. 184 more words

Humor