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FRIDAY #FICTION with RONOVAN WRITES Prompt Challenge #27-Use 3 of 5

I’m not saying that the life of a statistician is particularly interesting.  

Truth is there aren’t 2.3 children per person in the US, unless every family has a child without arms and legs.   578 more words

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We got robbed Bitter Giftures of the week

You know the feeling, whether it is when you are up for a raise or if your favorite team loses on a terrible call by the refs. 442 more words

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Past Imperfect - #373

In a bold move to show her support, Clara demonstrates what it’s like for teachers in the public school system to do their jobs when Republicans keep slashing the funds for education…

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Can't Find an Appropriate Title For This

For about five minutes now I’ve been typing and deleting the words I was planning to start with.  Why is it so hard to write?  I always thought it would be easy for me because heck, I love to read.   428 more words

Poetry

"Working on my five-year plan...

… Just need to choose a font.” ~Chuck Bartowski

Do you ever feel like the minutiae get in the way of living?  I’m a list maker.   1,217 more words

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Past Imperfect - #345

Evelyn: “What on earth on you doing in my apartment? And why are you holding my diaphragm case?”

Inspector: “Is that what this is? I thought maybe you were collecting those little Jewish hats. 437 more words

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The Addams Family Reborn

My family. It consists of a sarcastic barbaric grandfather, a skinny cunning grandmother, my Dad ( The Family Asshole ) and my crying and wailing mother. 524 more words