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Past Imperfect - #523

Greta, left: “I’m sorry, Daddy. I’ll try to do better.”

Henry, right: “Splendid. So let’s review what we’ve just learned.”

Greta: “I will stop stealing vodka from your private stock and then trying to seek validation by sharing said stock with my impressionable friends.” 338 more words

Humor

Hang Ups

Years ago
his mother made
the cutest Christmas stockings
for all of us,
a little family of stockings
with all of our names
that always looked so cheerful… 202 more words

Poetry

Snowy Sundays Are Hell

“I see from the paraphernalia in the foyer that you’ve been engaging in your favorite winter activity again,” The Devil taunted with a sly grin when he entered the living room. 786 more words

Humor

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : The Cat & Dog Worriers of Winter

From 5:30 in the morning until 7:30 in the morning, it was 32F’ing degrees in my part of Florida.

My mother used to say, “I feel like ice” when she was cold. 442 more words

Humor

Version 2020: "The boy who cried wolf"

I am writing about a non-existent, not-so-important and not-so-exciting thing of the building where I stay. But it’s a priority part in modern day BSS – Building Security System. 403 more words

My Midnight Sans Coffee

A stress-free existence 

It was a gorgeous morning, with lots of bright sunshine and not a breath of wind.

We were working at an older home in an established neighborhood. 443 more words

Life