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And, A Dead Animal Carcass To Boot!

Well, it’s Friday! We survived the week and I got my faulty airbag replaced today, so that’s one less thing threatening to kill me every time I get behind the wheel. 350 more words



Grandma had a headache, but she treated her brain well by drinking Coca-Cola, and then, as she would tell, she gave some to my father … and he …in turn … to me.   107 more words


Idiot Repellent

There are too many idiots running around! Idiot repellent comes with a mesh t-shirt in 5 standard sizes with 5 texture HUD.

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Handwriting 101

So in my Business class I met this guy that was just amazing. He is so cute with a very thick Boston accent (sounding like Mark Wahlberg). 525 more words


Screw it up Friday Giftures

Mercury must have been covered up by Neptune, and Saturn must have put a ring on Pluto on the day I was doing my school schedule, because somehow I found a way to get a Friday completely free on my class schedule. 298 more words


Daily Mail 'forgets' to name its own editor in article about EU subsidies

The Daily Mail has an article today about EU farm subsidies to billionaires and foreigners in the UK:

But the newspaper ‘forgets’ to mention that its own editor Paul Dacre has also trousered  56 more words


Past Imperfect - #424

In what subsequently proved to be an ill-advised inspiration, Ben and Jean tried spicing up their romantic life by reenacting the German invasion of France. Sadly, Ben arrived home from work early the next afternoon, intent on another incursion, only to find that France was in the midst of being liberated by the mailman, apparently playing the role of the United States…