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Man & woman plan to attend couples therapy for first date

Bill Thatcher and Margaret Jacobs were recently set up by mutual friends and although they have not yet met, they decided it would be best to attend a couples therapy session for their first date. 76 more words

Comedy

Mumus kinda Tuesday

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 27, 2015 at 5:08am PDT

Beer

I’m pregnant, not a cancer patient

Anyone who has ever been pregnant can vouch for this – pregnant women deserve no less than a VVIP treatment. But that is the thing I sort of dread. 386 more words

Life

Driving a hard bargain at the county fair

You have to be careful at the county fair. The vendors are trained to spot a sucker, and if you don’t watch out, they’ll screw you royally. 1,111 more words

Fiction

The convenience of a red wine and fish allergy

The convenience of a wine and fish allergy

Let me start off by stating allergies suck. Allergies can be deadly. I carry an epi-pen just in case my throat swells up and I can’t breath. 471 more words

Culture

Invisibility

Invisibility
The art of zero divisibility
Take yourself
Divide by zero
Whether you be an elf
Or better yet a hero..
So the mathematician says undefined… 45 more words

Thoughts

The Golden Age of Ballooning

Ya see,

There were these two brothers,
living in Annonay, France around 1783…

Yawn.

Man.

I can’t get started here tonight.

I’m in one of those: 764 more words