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Past Imperfect - #449

Barbara Jean failed to heed her mother’s advice that if she didn’t stop doing that she would stick that way, and stick she eventually did. After that, the only job Barbara Jean could get was as a letter opener…


The Power of Ignorance or Sarcasm Therapy

What? More sarcasm from me? Unbelievable.

I don’t believe in speaking ill of others it will just come back to bite one in the ass, so I will just say this: 83 more words


I Think I’m In Love With You. Dammit.


It seems I like you a lot.

I mean, a lot a lot. Like, I think about you more than once an hour.

And don’t think that’s an insignificant amount! 492 more words

Maša’s Tips: How to Study When You’re a Student PART 2

1. Give yourself a heart attack with the amount of coffe you drink everyday.

2. Set the alarm at 8 o’clock in the morning, have it on repeat (and turn it off) every fifteen minutes, finally get up at 12 o’clock and start studying at 3pm. 179 more words

Snarky Sunday.

Snarky Thoughts to begin a new snarky week.

#1.) I have a show tonight, its a shitty, rainy fucking day in Los Angeles, but I am performing at Hanglider Bar-7pm, 1044 S. 181 more words

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Senseless Sunday #Sarcasm : The logic of #Cats

I used to lay on the printers.  Mom made covers for both of them with padding on top. That’s no fun!  

She looked through a magazine called… 126 more words