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That joke isn't funny anymore.

‘Walking a path’, ‘a hard journey’ or the colloquial ‘haters gonna hate’ are some of cliches attributed to living one’s life. Why reduce this monumental thing to a frivolous phrase? 158 more words

Attempts.

Early Departures: A Tale of an Early Arriver

“Is my plane on time?”

The employee behind the desk stared blankly at me. “I’m not sure,” she said. “Your plane hasn’t left Las Vegas yet. 822 more words

Sarcasm

Don't Call Me Sunshine

I see a lot of
the same people
in my day to day life,
especially at the gym.

And so it stands
to reason that… 265 more words

One liner Wednesday: Ruminations of an aging hippie

Wonder how much better off I would’ve been had I not cashed out my retirement plan for those Metallica tickets 25 years ago?

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If you want to participate in one-liner Wednesday,  here’s the link to Linda Hill’s prompt.

Humor

How retirement is like eggplant

))))****SPECIAL RETORT****((((

So special, I had it coming.

For anyone in the blog-o-sphere who cares, I retired on December 1.

Oh…you already knew that?  Well excuse me for… 428 more words

Humor

Dude-Shoving (Continues)

The dude-finding has not stopped. If at all the frequency and intensitiy of it has risen to something more like dude-shoving. One would have thought that at this ripe old age of 28 (PLUS) this dude-shoving would have stopped. 906 more words

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