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Lesbians doing sex wrong, say straight men

Straight men have hit back at a study conducted by a University in California, by arguing that good sex isn’t what makes sex enjoyable.

One of the findings from the study from Chapman University concluded that 86% of lesbians enjoy an orgasm every time they have sex, compared to 66% of straight women. 156 more words

Satire

From the Minutes of the Meeting of the Department of Redundant Entropy Department

The alarm rings.  Dunlop’s head jerks up and his fist jerks down to smash the clock into silence. Aloud, he emphatically says “yes, yes, yes” over and over before switching to “no, no, no, no.”  He lets his head fall back onto the pillow for a moment, but an instant later he is on his feet, looking at the clock again.  1,040 more words

Pole Dancing

Many people these days have two poles –
Switch from one to the other – poor souls.
They’re not happy or blue,
They’re bipolar – it’s true; 11 more words

Poetry

'Indy Weekend' Aims To Outdo Greek Weekend, Is Mistaken For Music Festival

Following the always riveting and not at all gag-inducing pleasure that is Transylvania University’s Greek Weekend, Lexington’s famous liberal arts campus prepares to gear up for their just-as-exciting Indy Weekend™, although to slight confusion. 281 more words

Campus Life

Charles I: Still Modelling Hats

Good Evening.

The Clumpany had a chuckle today at this piece in the Evening Shark-Jump (yes I know that by virtue of being in that attempted newspaper, things are… 474 more words

Scottish Football