A solid year of presidential blowjobs –
and all we’ve learned is everybody sucks!
Both convention floors are fouled with sticky gobs –
the states line up, unzip, and then – aw shucks – 97 more words
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Mankind survives because of the collector gene.
If you don’t believe me,
think about the family next door to you.
The ones who,
due to the fact that your great-grandmother… 826 more words
Hey did you know Russia has developed a quad-riding military robot? Well guess what- Russia has developed a quad-riding military robot. Yes, NATO had better beware, lest they want a legion of these robots to…ride around them slowly and carefully! 589 more words