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Librarians Love Me

Librarians love me, you want to know why?
I don’t dog-ear pages, I don’t even try.
I don’t highlight passages for future reference,
I give each book its proper, due deference. 150 more words

Miracle Sponsorship; Bushiri Ready to Sponsor Super League

Reports reaching Nyika Daily News sports desk  indicates that South Africa-Malawian based Prophet Shepherd Bushiri of the Enlightened Christian Gathering (ECG) is set to sponsor Malawi’s top flight League to the tune of MK2OO Million per season. 63 more words

Malawi

United Airlines refuses boarding rights to a girl wearing dangerous leggings

United Airlines refused entry to a 10 year old girl and two other individuals because they were spotted wearing spandex leggings. The 10 year old was allowed entry after she took out a dress from her bag and put it over her leggings. 320 more words

Humor

SWANSEA: ISIS claim responsibility for removing the slip bridge

ISIS has claimed they were behind the removal and unceremonious dumping onto the promenade of the slip bridge on Oystermouth Road.

The terror group who are busy claiming everything at the moment, confirmed via some Twitter account that the atrocity, which triggered numerous Facebook pages to be set up, was all their doing and they want some f**king credit. 288 more words

Swansea News

HOW TO SURVIVE A SNARK (CHORUS/SNEER/CHATTERING) OF FILM CRITICS:

  WARNING:

THIS IS A SATIRE PIECE. SIDE-EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE UNNECESSARY  KOPPELING(CATCHING) OF FEELINGS.

PREVIEW: “IN A WORLD filled with mediocre and recycled movies, where directors and studio heads constantly clash following creative differences, one job title will change views with their only weapon…AN OPINION!” 459 more words

2017

On this day in history: the Confusion of the Disunited Kingdoms

The year was umteenseventy, give or take, and the Kingdom of Boakland was facing a difficult choice. Locked out of the lucrative international trade in cigarettes and choaklit biscuits, the national economy had stagnated and shrunk. 252 more words

Humor

Laugh, Klown

Klepto was going through the first stage of grief: whining.

He was sitting on the baby seal skin couch in front of the TV where Fox News was explaining that the failure of the repeal of the Affordable Care Act, the thing Klepto and the Republicans had railed at ceaselessly for seven years, was no big deal. 983 more words