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To Be or Not to Be--Bitten by a Horse

Something occurred to me the other day: I’ve never been bitten by a horse.

Although I had never contemplated the ramifications of being bitten by a horse, or the ramifications of not being bitten by a horse, my life suddenly seemed vacant and purposeless. 285 more words


NRA Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Arming Teachers Gives Gun Manufacturers Big Government Contracts

Article by Jeff Wolfthal

Washington DC– NRA spokesperson and part time boggart Dana Loesch gave a press briefing today to extend her “sincere gratitude to all the brave politicians who choose to better fund America’s gun industry… I mean school security.” Apparently the federal increase in military spending was insufficient to aid the struggling weapons industry, but beholding to their core conservative values, they did not ask for a bail out “…like those pinko commie car companies in 2007”, but rather used their substantial influence to push the executive and legislative branch to call for the arming of school teachers, which would coincidentally grant them beefy government contacts. 171 more words

Fence Me In

I grew up listening to a cowboy song called “Don’t Fence Me In.” The lyrics brought one to imagine living in a place so large and so free that it was eden like. 942 more words


Hollywood Actress Accuses Jesus of Sexual Misconduct

A no named Hollywood actress has come forth and levied allegations against Jesus Christ for sexual misconduct.

Now, before we get into this, I’d like to say that I’ve known Jesus for quite a long time. 216 more words



i want to do something

about all this.

i want to be a part of the change

that needs to happen.

i want to walk away from my job, 306 more words


Biting Satire

Title: Black No More:
Being an Account of the Strange and Wonderful Workings of Science in the Land of the Free
Author: George S. Schuyler… 275 more words