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Flashback Friday: Seven Minutes in Heaven-Help-Me

I am, quite possibly, the laziest, weakest bish on this planet. You think you might be the crowning winner of this coveted title? Just wait, you will be voting for this fatty real soon. 665 more words

Humor

MORNING KOAN from Zen Master Loo Loo

“Two monks were arguing about the temple flag waving in the wind. One said, “The flag moves.” The other said, “The wind moves.” They argued back and forth but could not agree. 87 more words

SWANSEA: Elderly neighbour put out more than one black bag on bin day 

An elderly woman has shocked the street she lives on by using two-thirds of her fortnightly black bin bag allowance, we can reveal.

Pensioner Theresa Connell from Loughor consistently shames her neighbours with her fastidious approach to recycling, neatly positioning one black and one pink bag next to each with matching knots. 328 more words

Swansea News

Upville, Season 2, Ep. 3: Out. Up. Gone.

Clarence didn’t answer questions, anymore.

No teachers called on him for certain solutions in viscous silences and no students leaned over for secondary explanations or even the occasional, quick confirmation.  600 more words

Fiction

"I watched Britain's Got Talent in secret": Whitechapel woman's shock deathbed revelation.

A dying woman has left her family devastated by confessing that she was a fan of the Saturday night TV talent show, Britain’s Got Talent, 252 more words

Humour

Finding Drake Novak

The Strange Visitor

Carl and Christine watched an Atlanta Braves baseball game on their old TV. They were both in their eighties. They both wore thick glasses and hearing aids. 608 more words

Books

The Trials And Tribulations Of A Facebook Private Eye

Tired. So damn tired.

I was put on this case 5 minutes ago. Or was it 10 minutes ago. I can’t even remember anymore.

The story goes my client met some mook named “Dylan” in a bar last night. 700 more words