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The Unclean Rites of Freedom

A solid year of presidential blowjobs –
and all we’ve learned is everybody sucks!
Both convention floors are fouled with sticky gobs –
the states line up, unzip, and then – aw shucks – 97 more words


EPA Culling Stupid-Looking Pokemon

The US Environmental Protection Agency announced it has begun culling egregiously stupid-looking Pokemon. The aim of the program is to make room in the ecosystem and Pokedex for better specimens. 219 more words


Along comes a goober

Have recently read that the best tactic when negotiating is knowing when to shut up. Note: the tactic isn’t shutting up. It’s knowing when to shut up and… 652 more words


The Bra Whisperer

             A Boston-area woman has earned the nickname “The Bra Whisperer” for her skill at properly fitting women with the undergarments.

The Boston Globe 

We was hunkered down on our haunches–me and the kid who’d won a… 2,022 more words

Of Politics, Pokemon, And Surviving The Collector Gene

Mankind survives because of the collector gene.

If you don’t believe me,

think about the family next door to you.

The ones who,

due to the fact that your great-grandmother… 826 more words


The American Meme

There’s no surprise that every four years a new fear emerges from the ooze. A synthesized monster of epic proportions whose captured and displayed on the world’s stage for world’s enjoyment. 118 more words

Flash Fiction

"Come with me if you want to live...in a luxurious home in London."

Hey did you know Russia has developed a quad-riding military robot? Well guess what- Russia has developed a quad-riding military robot. Yes, NATO had better beware, lest they want a legion of these robots to…ride around them slowly and carefully! 589 more words