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Adhd in the Eyes of America

       In an essential flux of mindset and society, the preferences and tastes of our youth change for every generation.  Each new decade’s palate of teenagedom and childhood brings with it new opportunities, new talent, and new culture – a necessary venture for human progress, to be sure, but we must not come to ignore the shortcomings which have been brought to our attention regarding our youth’s recent developments.   1,082 more words

Same Dad Who Is Forever Warning His Kids To Be Safe About To Blow Some Shit Up

As dusk falls lately on a relaxing country, draping its purple tones from St. John’s to Beaver Creek, mothers and fathers across the country are gleefully, manically, and more than a little concerningly, engaging in our nation’s twice annual break with careful parenting, to blow some shit up.   282 more words

Satire

20 Ways to Celebrate Straight Pride This June

  1. Wear thematically-appropriate attire. If you’re not wearing khaki, beige, or greige, how will your people know how to find you?

  2. Protip: They’re probably chanting “make America GAY again”.

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Writing

Hey, I’m Driving Here!

I recently returned from a trip to Honolulu. I had accompanied my wife who was making a speech at a conference there. Tough duty, but someone had to do it. 1,101 more words

NYC Scene

Students Protest Against Final Exams in AP Classes

Students have gathered outside Troy High School in order to protest against taking final exams after taking AP exams just the week before. Steven Li, the leader of the protest explains his position: 235 more words

Satire

"Say Shoo to Me One More Time"

Traffic at the intersection of routes 28 and 85 in Rayburn Township, Pennsylvania, was shut down by a pair of cows having amorous relations. According Trooper John Corna, troopers “kept trying to shoo them off the highway, but that just got the bull mad and it started to escalate.” 380 more words

Humour