I am, quite possibly, the laziest, weakest bish on this planet. You think you might be the crowning winner of this coveted title? Just wait, you will be voting for this fatty real soon. 665 more words
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An elderly woman has shocked the street she lives on by using two-thirds of her fortnightly black bin bag allowance, we can reveal.
Pensioner Theresa Connell from Loughor consistently shames her neighbours with her fastidious approach to recycling, neatly positioning one black and one pink bag next to each with matching knots. 328 more words
A dying woman has left her family devastated by confessing that she was a fan of the Saturday night TV talent show, Britain’s Got Talent, 252 more words
Tired. So damn tired.
I was put on this case 5 minutes ago. Or was it 10 minutes ago. I can’t even remember anymore.
The story goes my client met some mook named “Dylan” in a bar last night. 700 more words