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Snowpiercer - Film Review

When several angry passengers in third class get tired of the food, Captain America tries to upgrade them to first class, but Ed Harris sends Tilda Swinton, an army of axe-wielding henchmen and one unlucky fish to stop them while a post-apocalyptic ice age rages outside. 22 more words

Absurd

How To Make Mondays Totally Awesome

Happy Monday, Modern Philosophers!

And I really mean that.  There’s no reason that Monday has to be this dreadful day that’s loathed by humans and cats (poor Garfield!) alike. 624 more words

Humor

HYPE! HYPE! HYPE!

Mets 5, Nats 2

SWEEEEEEP!! Chooooooo. Hype! Hype! Hype! The city’s on fire with orange and blue. We’re actually doing it. The Mets blow, sure, but the Nats blow harder. 651 more words

Sports

Satirical Society of Scintillating Sentences: It'll Give You Cancer

An anonymous person on a forum who goes by “harmonylovrr09” posted a thread that has left many people shredding the tips of their shoelaces, otherwise known as aglets. 375 more words

Satirical Society Of Scintillating Sentences

The Anti-Jeremy Corbyn People: How They Sound to Me

I may not have read any of Corbyn’s policies. But I have imagined what he might think, on the basis of an unorthodox hat he once wore. 781 more words

Jeremy Corbyn

New Pentagon Report Indicates F-35 Continues To Suck

BURPELSON AIR FORCE BASE, OMAHA – (CT&P) -The 1.5 trillion-dollar F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is unable to defeat the decades old F-16 in a dogfight, according to a report released last week by the Pentagon. 618 more words

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