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Mr. & Mrs. Tom Brady Storm the World

 DATELINE:  Air NFL, the Only Way to Fly

With the divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie now pending like the retirement of David Ortiz, we in the gossip-celebrity groupie business are left with just one couple standing. 275 more words

Sports Humor

Recent Study Proves Jerk-ish Nature of Housecats

A recent behavioral study released this week through multiple research journals have finally proven theory assumed by most, but not proven until now.

The results: cats are jerks. 560 more words



I am a prowd member and Chairman of the Paulding County, Ga. Tea Party and I am writing to say that we need Mr Donald Trump to be setting in the Ovel Office come this next elekshin fer sure and certin to. 222 more words


Adebayor Has The Best Kush, Confirms Lyon Boss

There has been mass appreciation from the football community as the Lyon manager confirms that Emmanuel Adebayor does indeed smoke the most potent ganja.

While this news will come as no surprise to many, it brings to an end days of speculation regarding this, the most contentious of issues. 24 more words


#NoTrumpsMatter Movement Grows As Election Approaches

Election Day is less than two months away, Modern Philosophers, and as fate hurtles us precariously closer to the reality of Future President Trump, civil unrest threatens to make the future even more apocalyptic. 595 more words


Humans of my Brain 5.0 

Me: Do you find it comfortable to be a woman in your position?

Her: Hey! What do you mean? Just because I’m a woman, I can’t live in difficult conditions? 143 more words


Wino Connoisseur

Our usual panel of guests assembled for this year’s Christmas tasting within yards of the Law Courts on Fleet Street, a fitting and slightly ironic location, we thought: urbane, cosmopolitan, and convenient for litigation. 1,699 more words