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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 3/30/15

It’s the last Monday Morning Coffee Club of March, Modern Philosophers!

As you know, at The House on the Hill, Spring officially begins on April 1, so we are preparing for the big April Fools’ Day celebration. 512 more words


There Was a Crooked Man...

Life in the Boomer Lane, discarding any number of current world atrocities she could wax poetic about, has instead chosen to entertain readers with her current kitchen improvement project. 586 more words


Heterosexual Bodybuilder Who Works Out 8hrs/Day Infront of Mirror Can't Fathom Homosexuality

A “fully straight” heterosexual bodybuilder who quit his day job to focus on polishing and babysitting his body muscles in front of many mirrors with other half naked male bodybuilders has expressed his bewilderment at homosexuality. 95 more words


Social Media Swampland

I’m starting to believe that the rise of social media isn’t the best idea to come to the minds of humans. No, I’m not saying that as an old man barking at the moon; rather I’m a middle aged (almost) man identifying the fact that our species isn’t as high on the evolutionary chain as we like to believe. 414 more words


The Intelligence And Stupidity Of Spring

Have you noticed your trees, shrubs, and plants perking up after the long winter? Well, some of mine are really stupid.

See that crabapple on the right? 419 more words


Katie Hopkins joins Labour campaign with pledge to leave UK

Official Mouthpiece of Satan, Katie Hopkins, has unexpectedly joined forces with Ed Miliband, promising the UK that she will “fuck off forever and leave you all alone, if you promise to vote for Labour”. 188 more words


'Utilize' and 'Cleanse' Unceremoniously Removed from the English Language

The English Language Institute removed “utilize” and “cleanse” from the English language today as part of the organization’s long-term plan to trim the language of unnecessary words. 5,169 more words