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Satires - Daze Of Youth

If the next generation of indie bands stick to the mentality that every track can be a complete storm, then we’ll all be in safe hands, especially with newcomers, Satires. 105 more words


Divas vs Tomboys

If you need a separate bedroom for your shoes…
Ya might be a Diva.

If you need a separate shower for your shampoos…
Ya might be a Diva. 207 more words


Poets: Pen-wielding Carpenters

It never ceases to baffle me, how overrated poetry and poets are, when they are no more than bloody metaphorical descendants of carpenters. In fact, the complexities of carpentry in comparison with poetry seems more like putting monkeys in the league of gorillas – though they belong to same family. 344 more words


Jimmy's First Day at School

© 2015 By Bob Litton. All Rights Reserved.

NOTE TO READERS:  The gun-pushers in my town are preparing for their annual “Gun and Knife Show” this weekend. 1,259 more words


The Confidence Boost We Didn't Know We Needed

Ever since Anaconda, All About That Bass, and Shake It Off, I have realized how utterly inadequate I am. The Betty Boop figure is back, girls, and it’s time to show off them buns! 229 more words


Flaccan Friday: Quoting Horace

When I was younger, I didn’t have much time for Quintus Horatius Flaccus. (O Fons Bandusiae? Please.) I remember loathing him for his  701 more words


An Ode to the Humble Toilet

Oh glowing receptacle, you are tragically unappreciated. You swallow all the crap the world gives you, clear your throat, and move on with your life. How much we can learn from you! 132 more words