If this were the Olympics, this tumbling bear would get a perfect 10.
The 200-pound black bear had been caught prowling around residence halls at the University of Colorado-Boulder, 30 miles northwest of Denver. 270 more words
Clifton Vial wound up stuck in a snowdrift off a rural highway in eastern Alaska, his truck lacking the usual survival necessities. All that lay in the back was a few cans of Coors Light, frozen solid. 290 more words
Hey, it happens to the best of us. We just hope he had a fun night prior to this unfortunate walk of shame. 219 more words