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The Hero Of Penelope (A Business Allegory)

The following is a monologue I wrote for a Toastmasters speech. It’s the story of an unnamed war hero in a future space war. I wrote it after a work experience best described as “No good deed goes unpunished.”

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Happy Anniversary

17 years!

17 years ago I said “I Do” to my partner in life, my best friend, my bride Kristina.

We met over 24 years ago in JR High. 90 more words

Day 245: I Do Declare

Hello wild ones! Well I freaking did it again…it’s past midnight, so this post is late once again.

Just like every other dang time I’ve been late I don’t have a good reason. 69 more words

Provision

You know, to be frank, I’m a screw up.
I’ll screw up just about anything and try to hide it because how embarrassing is it to keep on making mistakes. 124 more words

I am a Screw up

Hey guys,

I know i only posted about 5 hours ago but something’s happened in these 5 hours.Okay i just made it sound like something devastating happened. 333 more words

College

Homemade hot choco (attempt!)

This morning I wanted to try make hot choco. I’m not a big fan of chocolate, but I actually want to try out making almondmilk. Almondmilk by itself, sounds a bit dull, so I wanted to spice it up by making hot choco. 199 more words

Food