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Liberty hammered
From several directions,
Cliches are stammered,
Undoing objections.

Actors and liars
Scripted their tell,
Stumping agendas,
Our country they sell.

Loved ones unmoved… 12 more words


Demultiplexed Illumina reads

I received some Illumina data from collaborators without knowing much about how it had been generated.

Inspecting the files I found that the data had already been demultiplexed and stripped of their barcodes. 227 more words


Michael Ball: an actor speaks

The Oxford Union not only hosts debates but invites celebrities of all descriptions to come and speak.  Earlier this year Michael Ball was their guest. 451 more words

Speech Critique

How to add new custom JQL Function with ScriptRunner

On {JIRA_GOME}/scripts/ create this folders:

For example: ../jira_home/scripts/com/onresolve/jira/groovy/jql

Then add the groovy file with the new JQLFunction, exmaple: ABC.groovy

package com.onresolve.jira.groovy.jql

import com.atlassian.crowd.embedded.api.User
import com.atlassian.jira.jql.query.QueryCreationContext
import com.atlassian.jira.util.MessageSet
import com.atlassian.query.clause.TerminalClause
import com.atlassian.query.operand.FunctionOperand
import org.apache.lucene.search.Query

class ABC extends AbstractScriptedJqlFunction implements JqlQueryFunction{
 String getDescription() {
 "gets issues with ABC in the summary"

 List<Map> getArguments() {
 "description": "Subquery",
 "optional": false,

 String getFunctionName() {

 def String subquery
 MessageSet validate(User user, FunctionOperand operand, TerminalClause terminalClause) {


 Query getQuery(QueryCreationContext queryCreationContext, FunctionOperand operand, TerminalClause terminalClause) {


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"What could Happen"-Screenplay

This is a recent screenplay I wrote for my upcoming film for the Media Arts Application at BYU.

What could happen- 2015 TMA application

Film Portfolio

Load a .dat to SQL Server

If you dig into the back end of many ediscovery tools, you’ll find a SQL database, which makes a working knowledge of “structured query language” often useful. 375 more words


Sales Scripts By Eric Lofholm

Sales Scripts are one of the most powerful ways to persuade and influence your prospects. Sales scripts can help transform you into a Master of Persuasion and Influence, only if you know the secrets. 376 more words

Mike Koehler