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There are a lot of great things about moving to Jurassic Park. High rainfall (don’t have to worry about the tank running dry), rich soil (what with all those triceratops droppings), and gorgeous scenery. 289 more words
Why is my plumber like God?
Because he knows everything, that’s why. But more of that later.
I have had it brought home to me, in the nicest possible way (and not for the first time) that I’m an urbanite out of the urban, a pole short of a metro, a rural hick of the extra-virgin variety. 470 more words
I do NOT want to look back on this summer and remember the toilets. Chic toilets, antique toilets, Leonardo da Vinci toilets, toilets with fancy wooden seats, toilets with raised seats, toilets with fluffy seats… I have knelt before them all, sweat pouring off me, plait dangling in the bowl, face to face with the most basic of functions. 401 more words