A former coworker once remarked while Under Siege was playing on the tv in the lunch room:
“Nothing clears women out of the room faster than a Steven Seagal movie…” 733 more words
How much fan fiction was written pre-internet?
Presumably a precocious adolescent in a basement someplace once sat hunched-over a desk, writing the extended tales of Frodo, only for his uncle to shuttle that shit off to the bin when the author was taking a piss-break. 959 more words
I feel a little bad insulting Steven Seagal, it always feels somehow like you’re punching down. I mean… he’s an international movie star who’s famous for his martial arts so he ought to be a reasonable target for making fun of except… I don’t know, it feels mean! 1,063 more words