It wasn’t that long ago that I was important. A man of stature and significance. I stood tall and was master of all I surveyed. But yet, I was sympathetic to the little people. 427 more words
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Can you imagine a self-important ant?
It’s really not that hard to do. But if you’re having trouble, imagine this.
Imagine a lachrymose ant in bed brushing its antlers, wondering if it looks fat, and the ant’s disinterested husband reading the paper next to her, reading about the wars happening in ant world (mainly related to giant feet periodically stomping on the ants without reason), reminding his wife that there are more important things to worry about than how fat she looks. 1,064 more words