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Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Many Humpy returns Lovers!

What a whirlwind of a time the past few weeks has been! No I’m retracting that, what a whirlwind the past few… 1,561 more words

Moving Out

Imaginary soundtrack: A passive-aggressive punk-rock version of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams.” (Or you know, the original. Whatever).

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Today I got myself a little apartment in Flatbush and bookmarked a blue velvet fold-out sleeper sofa on Urban Outfitters for when I can afford something nicer than an air mattress. 294 more words

Modern Love

Polyamory and Relationship Smugness

I had just finished writing a heartfelt essay about the joys and benefits of polyamory for the New York Times’ Modern Love column—you know, to end my funemployment—when my nonmonogamous life partner announced that he was leaving me for a woman he met six hours ago at an office Christmas party while high on Molly. 400 more words

Modern Love

Mirrors

“A true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.” 1,477 more words

Writing

First official FREESTYLE - Sugar baby style

After a three hour delay and late arrival to a new city I had yet to explore, my FA2 (second flight attendant) asked if I wanted to meet her down at our swanky hotel lobby and check out dining options so I obliged. 953 more words

Sex And Dating

Not tonight Honey, I've pulled my ass!

Yes you read that correct Lovers, the other night I actually managed to pull my ass cheek.

But how is this achieved Claire? I hear you ask with wonder and awe. 630 more words

Sex Sisters Unite!

Hey Hey Lovers!

Wow so much has happened since we last talked! Still, I promised to tell you all about my latest sex party conquest, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do! 2,502 more words