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Nice Guys Do Sex Differently

 

I pondered my phone, debating whether or not to respond to a text from Ad Man. This was a very nice guy (working in advertising FYI) who had been no more than a friend for years because that was the only capacity in which he had been available to me. 1,102 more words

Dating

How To Still Get Horny While Modern Civilization is Crumbling Around You

It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s one thing on everyone’s mind: How am I supposed to get horny at a time like this? Here are 10 ways to keep the spark alive while the world is seemingly burning around you. 307 more words

Lists

The terrible tale of the mistreated muff

Urgh,

I did the unthinkable this morning Lovers! No, I didn’t turn a condom inside out and attempt to use it again. No, I didn’t wax a man’s initials into my lady garden, or my own initials for that matter (it’s not a business card people.) No, I didn’t purchase a shewee and a snuggy in order to experience a completely uninterrupted ten hour marathon of Outlander. 1,455 more words

Fuck it, go down on me lizard tongue

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Many Humpy returns Lovers!

What a whirlwind of a time the past few weeks has been! No I’m retracting that, what a whirlwind the past few… 1,561 more words

Mirrors

“A true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.” 1,477 more words

Writing

First official FREESTYLE - Sugar baby style

After a three hour delay and late arrival to a new city I had yet to explore, my FA2 (second flight attendant) asked if I wanted to meet her down at our swanky hotel lobby and check out dining options so I obliged. 953 more words

Sex And Dating

Not tonight Honey, I've pulled my ass!

Yes you read that correct Lovers, the other night I actually managed to pull my ass cheek.

But how is this achieved Claire? I hear you ask with wonder and awe. 630 more words