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An Ode to Orgasms

O thou ravishing convulsions, Who lie dormant in the day,  And dream of freedom, honeyed revulsions, Yearning for your next lay. O thou bringer of joy and destroyer of woe,  138 more words

How My College Failed to Protect Domestic Violence Victims

Trigger Warning: Domestic Violence

Note: This article discusses domestic violence against women, but please note that individuals of all genders can be in abusive relationships.  1,169 more words


Who wants to fuck the pretty people?

Hey hey Lovers!

Apologies for the long absence, but honestly, things have been so slooow! Now don’t get me wrong Lovers, I’m still getting my daily dose of man wherever I can, it’s just fewer and farther between than I’d like. 1,086 more words

Small Penis Humiliation: Method Acting

Ahoy there Lovers!

Ok Lovers, who didn’t cross their fingers? That’s right, teeny tiny penis man bailed at the last minute!


Yes, it was most definitely a saddening blow when I realised there would be no tormenting of the miniscule wang for me. 1,631 more words

7 Tips to Rock Your Long-Distance Relationship

The idea of being in a long-distance relationship (LDR) is terrifying to some people and may even seem impossible to others. But a long-distance relationship, like all relationships, just requires work and  973 more words


Mounting Muhammad

Aloha Lovers!

Wowsa, talk about a week of ups and downs! We’ll get the downs out of the way first so unlike the last blog we can end on a happy note. 1,445 more words

Tinder: The Terrifying Truth

If you are reading this Lovers, it means I am dead…

Well, my sex life is anyway.

Oh the pain, the agony of the unsexed muff! 1,637 more words