All girls really want is for you to put in effort. To remember the little things. To send the sweetest texts.
Don’t let an anniversary go by without making her heart melt.
1 week, 6 days ago
How Many Frogs?
What’s crackalacking Lovers?
Oh how I’ve missed our time together! Unfortunately (or as my parents and society keeps telling me) university comes first!
Pfft, lame ass society, who needs it? 2,087 more words
2 weeks, 4 days ago
If you follow me on Facebook, you’ll know I joined Tinder a few weeks ago. You all know I love a good fuck, but for some reason Tinder really turned me off. 279 more words
3 weeks, 4 days ago
e l l i e m a y
About two months ago my boss came into work and told me I should start doing acupuncture for my Crohn’s Disease, anxiety and allergies. I looked at her like she was fucking crazy. 437 more words
1 month ago
Hidey ho Lovers!
I hope you’re all doing well on this, my most favouritist of days, Hump Day! (Yes I know favouritist is not a word and yes, secretly Friday is my… 1,563 more words
1 month, 2 weeks ago
As a sexually active betch of the 21st century, it is likely that you’re going to have a couple of hookups that don’t quite meet your standards which, in all fairness, are high AF. 25 more words
2 months ago
And how are we all this fine afternoon? I’ll tell you how I am, damn smelly that’s what! Nothing like having the gas shut off for three days to really put a dampener on your showering routine. 2,867 more words
2 months, 2 weeks ago