Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Many Humpy returns Lovers!
What a whirlwind of a time the past few weeks has been! No I’m retracting that, what a whirlwind the past few… 1,561 more words
Imaginary soundtrack: A passive-aggressive punk-rock version of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams.” (Or you know, the original. Whatever).
Today I got myself a little apartment in Flatbush and bookmarked a blue velvet fold-out sleeper sofa on Urban Outfitters for when I can afford something nicer than an air mattress. 294 more words
I had just finished writing a heartfelt essay about the joys and benefits of polyamory for the New York Times’ Modern Love column—you know, to end my funemployment—when my nonmonogamous life partner announced that he was leaving me for a woman he met six hours ago at an office Christmas party while high on Molly. 400 more words