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Slim Thug messed up his credit by having sex with his real estate agent. ”Who would have known that sex would lead to losing money? Obviously, I didn’t,” said Slim Thug in an Op-ed for the New York Times.

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My marriage didn’t technically end that day but it should have.  Things did get a bit better for a while, until a few months later, he hit my arm when I blocked him from cuffing our oldest son.  123 more words

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“You give such good head I thought I was seeing stars”

Those aren’t her exact words. And it’s out of context. Russia and I were having an argument over who got the better end of a 48 hour stay at her place. 797 more words

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Perversion Friday: Sploshers 2007

Splish Splosh

by Malfouka

I don’t know about you, but I always feel dirty when selecting cucumbers at the supermarket. Cucumbers are the most deadly serious sex objects of the vegetable kingdom. 846 more words

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Drunks are such tedious boring people

Another evening listening to boring repetitive slury twaddle, maybe I should record it and play it back to her. For fucks sake repeating the same shit over and over again is mind numbing. 129 more words

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