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First Date: "Call Me Ismael"

According to the forecast it should have been raining, so I wore rain boots and carried an umbrella. In reality, it was a low-grade New York summer evening: humid, moist, warm enough to induce upper-lip sweat. 2,496 more words

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[SEXCAPADES] "MY ORGASMS HAVE SOUND EFFECTS NOW."

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PROTIP: If you find an attractive man with multiple engineering degrees and a particular talent for fixing cars, chances are, getting on that is a very, very good life decision. 372 more words

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First Date: Luc (Architectural Digest, vol. 1)

My first date with Luc took place on a Thursday night in mid-May. We’d exchanged our first message in early April, but he’d been resolutely stubborn in scheduling our first meeting. 2,404 more words

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First Date: Sebastian (Opus 1 in G)

What would quickly become an intoxicating BDSM romance started innocently enough with a coy online message. I messaged him first, taken with his dark, brooding aura and intrigued by his profession. 2,060 more words

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Cast of Characters

I took to nonmonogamy immediately.

First there was hot doctor. We met in a dimly lit uptown bar.  He was wearing a black leather jacket. We (or maybe just I) allayed our nervousness with wine, which produced five hours of smoothly flowing conversation: no non sequiturs, no awkward disagreements, no red flags. 916 more words

Meet Annica

One step forward, three back.

Yesterday I hung out with ‘Beard Boy’ after work. It was nice, he chatted away about work, cars and bikes as per usual while hanging out in my car. 456 more words

"I think I left the other half of my cervix in your car"

You read it. Once again I am in so much freaking pain because of Beard Boy, to the point I have booked an appointment with the Doctor. 476 more words