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Karma is a'comin.

Yo Anna!

I think you should give this online dating thing a red hot go. I mean what do you have to lose? You’re well and truly clear of Dan and the relationship and marriage is well in the past. 1,263 more words

Online Dating

Dildos and deception

Anna, Anna, Anna – get yourself a little  battery operated friend for your bedside table. A woman’s got needs too you know, and nobody should be feeling this sexually frustrated! 715 more words

Online Dating

The Magic Bedside Table of Delights

Dear Anna,

You asked, and I thought I’d answer and provide some light entertainment.

I knew from the start he was A Player. That didn’t bother me, coming out of a 17 year marriage, I didn’t want to commence my adventures with a bumbling fool who didn’t know his way around a lady garden y’know? 1,374 more words

Online Dating

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Love Triangles, Sexy Times, and the Return of Nick Viall vs. Josh Murray

What a beautiful day in paradise!
Chad was gone for good, left to whine about how he now has no chance to be the next Bachelor as he was ferried off to whatever hellscape he inhabits, and… 11 more words

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Love Triangles, Sexy Times, and the Return of Nick Viall vs. Josh Murray

What a beautiful day in paradise!
Chad was gone for good, left to whine about how he now has no chance to be the next Bachelor as he was ferried off to whatever hellscape he inhabits, and… 11 more words

The Micro Sailor

I totally forgot about my conquest count! Not that it’s that riveting anyway, but here is a short tale about a short tail… Pun intended…. 257 more words

Nonsense Unicorn

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