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Any Horny Aliens Out There?

Recent revelations regarding a newly discovered solar system with 7 planets, all located within the famed ‘Goldilocks’ zone, have sparked renewed debate about the possibility of finding alien life-forms (insert Trump jokes here). 1,098 more words


Ex Girlfriends Sister Date Recap

If anyone ever says in the future “imagine sleeping with one of your ex’s sisters” I will answer with “mate read my blog; been there done that!” … 589 more words

Dalston Man Denies Angelina Jolie Affair Rumours 'Even Though She's Gagging For It'

Dalston’s most celebrated full-time fantasist and occasional sex pest has broken his silence over the divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, denying he played any part in the split. 232 more words