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Little Tommy, short jokes

The math teacher saw that little Tommy wasn’t paying
attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Tommy! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?” 158 more words


Two short jokes

Submitted by eaf143

Wife to husband ” You are always pushing me around and talking behind my back”

” So, You are in a wheelchair” 28 more words

Men Jokes

A chewing gum turns around a corner – and sticks...

Ever had a vivid imagination and years later, after picturing some anecdote or joke, were able to make it visible to others? Well, I tried with a little animatic with a long name… 232 more words

Behind The Picture

Lets offend everyone, 2

Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But since all the doctors are now Muslims, I’ve found that a bacon… 185 more words


let's offend everyone

I came out of the chip shop with a meat/potato pie, large chips, mushy
peas & a jumbo sausage.
A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I’ve not eaten for two days.” 145 more words



Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

Clean Jokes

Fred And His Grandma

Grandma: You’ve left all your crusts, Fred. When I was your age I ate every one.

Fred: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? 10 more words

Clean Jokes