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Short people problems

So I am 27 years old. I have a severe curves spine hence why I am only 4ft6. I also have a girly baby face as well. 322 more words

Thinking Out Loud

Mom: A Title Just Above a Queen.

When I was born, they whisked me away immediately after my mom gave birth to me, she did not experience the quintessential moment of holding her first baby, but upon bringing me home a month after I was born…She has never let me go since. 133 more words

Russell Silver Syndrome

A not-so-tall tale, in short

True story: A woman came into the cafe and she was so short, I thought she was a dwarf. On my third or fourth glance, I realized she was indeed not a dwarf, just spectacularly diminutive, stout and normally proportioned, yet Lilliputian.   171 more words

Offbeat

Little people

I am not racist towards small people, but when small people get in my business, it kind of has me going who are you? 

So, when one of the  322 more words

Emotions

A short man with a big issue

What do the following men all have in common? Napoleon Boneparte, Captain Mainwaring from Dad’s Army, Charlie Chaplin, Attila the Hun & Ghandi. Maybe this joke will help if you haven’t got it … 901 more words

Jesus

Hey Randy Newman, are leprechauns short people?

Remember that Randy Newman song Short People? If you’ve never heard it, you’re missing out on one of those songs that, four decades later, I still don’t understand and it’s still stuck in my head. 790 more words

Everyday Life