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It's official, I'm the shrimp in the family

It isn’t fair. Why would I, short as I am, have a son over six feet tall whose nine-year-old son already plays basketball and is the tallest kid in his class? 473 more words

Confessions of a Tall Person

By Jordan Norkus

Asst. Arts & Entertainment Editor

I’m 5’10 living in a five foot world.

A world where nothing is as funny and original as being asked “how’s the weather up there?” 527 more words

Editorials

COULDN'T BE MORE ACCURATE!

I saw this meme that asked the question, “Why do you sit so close to the steering wheel?” and showed a car seat pushed up close to the steering wheel. 69 more words

Motherhood

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

I think so, Brain … maybe someone pressed the down button on his elevator shoes.

Humor

Shortie's Shortlist of Shortcomings


Beauty is in the scanning eyes of the beholder- hence it is subjective. But the vertical length of a person stands as it is. There is no mask of makeup or biasness of beholder when it comes to somebody’s height . 613 more words

Dear Tall Person

How is the air up there? Thin? I think so because it has addled your brain.

There are some advantages to being short. For instance, the dust on top of the fridge does not exist if you can’t see it. 242 more words

Writing