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I saw this meme that asked the question, “Why do you sit so close to the steering wheel?” and showed a car seat pushed up close to the steering wheel. 69 more words


Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

I think so, Brain … maybe someone pressed the down button on his elevator shoes.


Shortie's Shortlist of Shortcomings


Beauty is in the scanning eyes of the beholder- hence it is subjective. But the vertical length of a person stands as it is. There is no mask of makeup or biasness of beholder when it comes to somebody’s height . 613 more words

Dear Tall Person

How is the air up there? Thin? I think so because it has addled your brain.

There are some advantages to being short. For instance, the dust on top of the fridge does not exist if you can’t see it. 242 more words


Say Hello to Thing One And Thing Two

I want to introduce to you two of my favorite people. I spend my entire week with these ladies and sometimes even the weekends. These two are the types of friends you want in your corner when shit gets real. 585 more words

too much of a reach

she has to change the light bulb
but it’s too much of a reach
she got a stool to stand on but

she’s still too far beneath… 114 more words

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