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I wear three watches on my Left wrist. Only one of them works, the others froze before I bought them. Its face glinting in the sun, I admire my Tweedy Bird perched next to the text: “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!” at 8 hours, 7 minutes, 18 seconds on repeat. 444 more words

Flu Season is here!

I love a planned vacation, I love the week that I take off,  knowing I am going to relax and have “me time”. But sometimes the “vacations” aren’t planned or relaxing, actually they are the exact opposite. 599 more words

#pediatricoccupationaltherapy

My Grandfather is getting to the age were he says random stuff

Like yesterday, I was at his house cleaning and he said”Hey goat-fucker!”All I could do was laugh because he knows I only fuck horses

Jokes

Why do Jewish men get circumcised?

Because Jewish women won’t touch anything thats not 25% off

Jokes

I have survived…

I’ve spent nearly a week trying to recover from this. 548 more words

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